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      11-09-2010, 12:13 PM   #1
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I posted this in Humor (Lighter Side) section but it was too good to let it not have its own place here

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In these trying times, people of all faiths need to remember these four religious truths :

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s "chosen people".

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the casinos or at Hooters.

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