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      10-10-2010, 12:19 AM   #1
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custom made condoms?

i think i need custom made sized condoms....i even tried the magnum XL's that come in the black box and even those dont fit. like, it's fine around the shaft but around the balls its WAY too tight to the point where it kind of hurts. even the girls whom i were with laughed at me for wearing small condoms.

is there a site where i can just get custom made ones or?
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      10-10-2010, 12:31 AM   #2
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Good god bro, you're not supposed to put the rubber up over your balls.
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      10-10-2010, 01:12 AM   #3
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      10-10-2010, 01:28 AM   #4
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lol around balls>
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      10-10-2010, 02:05 AM   #5
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Good god bro, you're not supposed to put the rubber up over your balls.
This.

And LOL noob!
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      10-10-2010, 02:52 AM   #6
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      10-10-2010, 02:57 AM   #7
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i think i need custom made sized condoms....i even tried the magnum XL's that come in the black box and even those dont fit. like, it's fine around the shaft but around the balls its WAY too tight to the point where it kind of hurts. even the girls whom i were with laughed at me for wearing small condoms.

is there a site where i can just get custom made ones or?
Are you sure they weren't laughing at you for putting on the condom wrong?

Around your balls?
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      10-10-2010, 02:58 AM   #8
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Jesus, this has gotta be one of the oldest jokes/trolls on the internet.
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