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      10-06-2010, 02:29 AM   #23
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      10-06-2010, 05:14 AM   #27
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      10-06-2010, 09:02 AM   #28
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Anywho, you can get plenty of different STIs. Most notably would be herpes virus when your talking oral sex. Most bacterial infections of the genitals can also be transferred to the eyes.
so if I hook up w/ a skank, can I get an STI as well as an EVO? a GTR would have been nice
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      10-06-2010, 09:27 AM   #29
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so if I hook up w/ a skank, can I get an STI as well as an EVO? a GTR would have been nice
In case you haven't heard, what used to be referred to as STD are now referred to as STDs because they are infections, not diseases.
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In case you haven't heard, what used to be referred to as STD are now referred to as STDs because they are infections, not diseases.
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dont forget HPV either. i'm not a doctor, but i thought a good percentage of people are totally asymptomatic, and it can be spread by skin contact w/ vaginal secretions (let alone mucous membrane contact). just sayin'...
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dont forget HPV either. i'm not a doctor, but i thought a good percentage of people are totally asymptomatic, and it can be spread by skin contact w/ vaginal secretions (let alone mucous membrane contact). just sayin'...
that's the one that scares me
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so if I hook up w/ a skank, can I get an STI as well as an EVO? a GTR would have been nice
Nah, only STI's available unfortunately.
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In case you haven't heard, what used to be referred to as STD are now referred to as STDs because they are infections, not diseases.
o rly?

its a joke homes, dont break out the medical books on me. Every member in my family is in the medical field except for me, so I know plenty
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      10-07-2010, 12:31 PM   #38
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Lick job.
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      10-07-2010, 01:53 PM   #39
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Lick job.
Lickjob - It's a job and somebody has to do it!

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      10-07-2010, 02:35 PM   #40
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      10-07-2010, 03:22 PM   #41
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lol the other poll thread makes sense now
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