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      10-05-2010, 09:45 PM   #1
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Question Blowjob/Lickjob - Complication / Disease

serious question - no flaming please

If a chick gives me blowjob - what kind of complications disease can i get from it?

OR

if i give her lick job on her pussy - what kind of complications disease can i get from it?

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      10-05-2010, 09:48 PM   #2
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awesome first post!
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      10-05-2010, 09:48 PM   #3
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Your dick can fall off....
Your tongue can become attached and your head will be stuck between her legs until a doctor can surgically detach you.
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      10-05-2010, 09:49 PM   #4
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      10-05-2010, 09:49 PM   #5
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      10-05-2010, 09:50 PM   #6
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lold hard at lick job...who the fuck says that
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      10-05-2010, 09:51 PM   #7
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LOL! Agreed, great opening post...

Anyway, you may want to consult the centers for disease control instead of a BMW forum for these kinds of things. Just a thought.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/
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      10-05-2010, 09:58 PM   #9
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wow, did i said no flaming???

i already read/check/google/wiki that thing... and there is no straight answer....

im asking for opinion, maybe experience...

like this... oh, my stripper back in the days give me bj and i got .....
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      10-05-2010, 10:06 PM   #10
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yes, you can definitely, definitely can many types of STD's if you go down on her, and she can get STD's if she goes down on you.
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      10-05-2010, 10:13 PM   #11
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search for a poster named spool. read his off topic stuff from years ago.

it's classssic
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      10-05-2010, 10:24 PM   #12
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Troll.

Anywho, you can get plenty of different STIs. Most notably would be herpes virus when your talking oral sex. Most bacterial infections of the genitals can also be transferred to the eyes.
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Yeah, you can get almost anything. Herpes is the biggy generally, you can get it if she has an open cold sore on her mouth or if she has genital herpes with an active lesion and you go down on her (both strains uncurable) Gonorrhea and chlamydia both can infect your mouth/throat (actually can get it in the eye as well). Syphilis, HIV, HPV and Hepatitis A can too, but herpes is definitely the most common.
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Yeah, you can get almost anything. Herpes is the biggy generally, you can get it if she has an open cold sore on her mouth or if she has genital herpes with an active lesion and you go down on her (both strains uncurable) Gonorrhea and chlamydia both can infect your mouth/throat (actually can get it in the eye as well). Syphilis, HIV, HPV and Hepatitis A can too, but herpes is definitely the most common.
Most people are infected with herpes when their partner shows no signs of herpetic lesions due to viral shedding which occurs more so when there is a lesion, but doesn't stop with its resolution.
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      10-05-2010, 10:31 PM   #15
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lold hard at lick job...who the fuck says that
Lick Job FTW. I was cracking up at that too.

"...wtf is a lick job? ...I must find out." *click*


And yes, great first post.
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lol epic first post.

dont feed the troll
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      10-05-2010, 10:48 PM   #17
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Yeah, good call, my brain must be fried from studying too much pharm and not sleeping.

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Most people are infected with herpes when their partner shows no signs of herpetic lesions due to viral shedding which occurs more so when there is a lesion, but doesn't stop with its resolution.
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      10-05-2010, 10:58 PM   #19
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lmfao omg. i can't stop laughing holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so many

funny things in this post. can't

contain

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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wow, i feel like i'm going to barf from laughing. thanks a lot, dickwad
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LOL oh please lord make it stop. i legit feel like i'm going to be sick. i'm trying to do some work right now, but i keep glancing up at the screen and it starts all over again
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      10-06-2010, 12:40 AM   #22
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lol u didnt get sex ed in school? Putting your mouth on any genital area exposes you to STD'S and HIV. common sense, sorry
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