Ashley Madison

[Chest Rockwell]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Not good enough average for me, bro.

I either flash them my wallet or better yet ...My schlong. First alternatives raises my chances to +/- 80%. The second option pushes it toward +95% range (Those 5% naysayers are too afraid to go beyond their "comfort" zone... No hard feelings. I understand )

I'm married so I've been out the game for a while, but a 40% chance of getting laid w/o spending a dime and getting to see the chickin person beforehand sounds like a good deal to me.

The more I'm on the interwebs though the more I'm finding out that women today are shalow whores so the wallet/schlong combo is undoubtedly the best way to go for steadfast results.

[escobar929]

Originally Posted by 335iheLLraiseR

has anyone seen the panic button on that site that takes you to some home renovation site in case your significant other walks in on you? its hilarious.

LOL i need that on this site so it sends me back to Visual Studio, so it looks like im working when my boss walks by