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      10-07-2010, 06:18 AM   #45
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Originally Posted by Tondtar View Post
Not good enough average for me, bro.

I either flash them my wallet or better yet ...My schlong. First alternatives raises my chances to +/- 80%. The second option pushes it toward +95% range (Those 5% naysayers are too afraid to go beyond their "comfort" zone... No hard feelings. I understand )

I'm married so I've been out the game for a while, but a 40% chance of getting laid w/o spending a dime and getting to see the chickin person beforehand sounds like a good deal to me.

The more I'm on the interwebs though the more I'm finding out that women today are shalow whores so the wallet/schlong combo is undoubtedly the best way to go for steadfast results.
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      10-07-2010, 09:09 AM   #46
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has anyone seen the panic button on that site that takes you to some home renovation site in case your significant other walks in on you? its hilarious.
LOL i need that on this site so it sends me back to Visual Studio, so it looks like im working when my boss walks by
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