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      10-03-2010, 05:41 PM   #1
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** Official Funny/ Bizzare Craiglist Posts Thread **

I am sure there must be a Gazillion examples out there and definitely worth posting them all in one place!


So ....why not here?















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      10-03-2010, 06:33 PM   #2
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"It comes with a decorative box with ducks on it." LMAO!!!
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      10-03-2010, 09:30 PM   #3
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      10-03-2010, 09:34 PM   #4
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I don't quite get the jo on rail one...
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I don't quite get the jo on rail one...

Jack off...that's what Jo is. He wants some dude to come to his place jack off and act like kingkong and stuff. In return he'll get left overs immitation crabs...
that post really blew my mind!
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Jack off...that's what Jo is. He wants some dude to come to his place jack off and act like kingkong and stuff. In return he'll get left overs immitation crabs...
that post really blew my mind!
I wonder what was used to make that imitation crab
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Ummm...some people are just...*sigh*...
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haha the 'jo on rails' post is hilarious...some people are just out there
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There are some really F-up people in this world, thank god they are here to entertain the rest of us.
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that flash drive one is old, but funny

hmm... maybe he had some secret company info on it and she was an agent for hire?

haha
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Flash drive... lol.
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"It comes with a decorative box with ducks on it." LMAO!!!
As if the international ketchup packet collection wasn't enough?! I must admit that I was fighting the urge to pick it up, but I couldn't resist anymore upon reading about the decorative box with ducks. How can one pass that up?!
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Not particularly funny, but definitely bizarre and someone just posted a link to this on another site:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/clt/1976112812.html
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Not particularly funny, but definitely bizarre and someone just posted a link to this on another site:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/clt/1976112812.html
Oh, wow!!!
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this has been one of my all-time favorite Best of Craigslist post:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
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Those are fricken awesome. lol

The crackpipe smokin' one had me ROTFLMAO!
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this has been one of my all-time favorite Best of Craigslist post:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
Lol...
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