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      09-30-2010, 09:52 PM   #23
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Trading places Mortimer to Eddie Murphy.


"Once, I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie Illinois."
The Usual Suspects

"Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse?"
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      09-30-2010, 10:52 PM   #24
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The Usual Suspects

"Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse?"
Carlito's Way (saw it last weekend)

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
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      09-30-2010, 11:27 PM   #25
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Carlito's Way (saw it last weekend)

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
Some starwars movie lol I at least know what that stands for.
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      09-30-2010, 11:40 PM   #26
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Carlito's Way (saw it last weekend)

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Some starwars movie lol I at least know what that stands for.
Star Wars, Episode IV "A New Hope."




"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"
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      10-01-2010, 07:56 AM   #27
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Star Wars, Episode IV "A New Hope."




"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"
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"Yeah, I might have me a stick."

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      10-01-2010, 08:50 AM   #28
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Patton

"Hey ______, you got any beemans?"

"Yeah, I might have me a stick."

"Well loan me one will ya', I'll pay you back later."
Hey "Ridley" --fill in the blank

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      10-01-2010, 01:47 PM   #29
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^^ rush hour 2

"Now you understand commodities, don't you? You know, pork bellies, gold, light crude."


no, it's not trading places...
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      10-01-2010, 02:08 PM   #30
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^^ rush hour 2

"Now you understand commodities, don't you? You know, pork bellies, gold, light crude."


no, it's not trading places...

"The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3", the Travolta version.




Next up:

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! "
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      10-01-2010, 04:55 PM   #31
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"The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3", the Travolta version.




Next up:

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! "
^army of darkness

" A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
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^army of darkness

" A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Silence of the lambs.

"My father hung me on a hook once... Once!"
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      10-01-2010, 07:31 PM   #33
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"i just got on the board of the bronx zoo.......cost me a mill."
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      10-01-2010, 08:32 PM   #34
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      10-01-2010, 08:34 PM   #35
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^^ Heat

" pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money"
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      10-01-2010, 08:56 PM   #36
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      10-01-2010, 09:07 PM   #37
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      10-01-2010, 09:16 PM   #38
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      10-02-2010, 10:43 AM   #40
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^^^superbad

"i know now why you cry......but its something I could never do..."
Spoken in a thick Austrian accent no less! - Terminator 2

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      10-02-2010, 11:05 AM   #41
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      10-02-2010, 02:20 PM   #42
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" what if he shot you in the face?" thats the risk we were willing to take.. and

" I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!" "Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week!"
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" what if he shot you in the face?" thats the risk we were willing to take.. and

" I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!" "Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week!"
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"That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bafrobe"
rush hour 2 when they're in the massage parlor. i love the rush hour trilogy

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