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      08-20-2010, 10:19 PM   #1
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Exclamation Really dumb warning labels.

Wifey bought a scented candle tonight. The warning label says, "Keep away from things that catch fire."

I kid you not.
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      08-20-2010, 10:40 PM   #2
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yeah, just like those coffee cups that say "warning: hot!"
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      08-20-2010, 10:48 PM   #3
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You can once again thank pussified America for that. Our shitty legal system allows morons to sue for their lack of common sense.

Remember that stupid old whore who burned her vag with McDonalds coffee and then sued?
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Our shitty legal system allows morons to sue for their lack of common sense.
at least you arent in iran, they will hang you without evidence.
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99% of people in this world are complete idiots, you need warning labels like that.

This country also does a very good job of spawning utter morons at an alarming rate...
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99% of people in this world are complete idiots, you need warning labels like that.

This country also does a very good job of spawning utter morons at an alarming rate...
they are all coming form arkansas
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99% of people in this world are complete idiots, you need warning labels like that.

This country also does a very good job of spawning utter morons at an alarming rate...
+1. You have to assume that the average American is dumb. Everyone is also trying to make a quick buck nowadays by suing so it's not surprising that the companies are trying to cover their asses regardless of how moronic a label may be.
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btw you spelled labels wrong in your title.

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Wifey bought a scented candle tonight. The warning label says, "Keep away from things that catch fire."

I kid you not.
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btw you spelled labels wrong in your title.
He's French.
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They seem dumb but I don't blame the companies for putting them there. Most Americans can't even find their state on a map. I literally watched my dad explain to one of his 35 year old employees why it gets dark outside with an orange and a golf ball once.
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99% of people in this world are complete idiots, you need warning labels like that.

Man-crush(s).




I keep telling my wife, that as soon as we can afford to, I want to retire to the Montana/Wyoming mountains far_far away from people.
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I literally watched my dad explain to one of his 35 year old employees why it gets dark outside with an orange and a golf ball once.
and.... LULz
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He's French.
No, just tired and had too many margaritas.The tequila bottle should have a warning label about posting while drinking.

Fixed now. Thanks.
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This cannot possibly be real. I want pics as proof!
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You can once again thank pussified America for that. Our shitty legal system allows morons to sue for their lack of common sense.

Remember that stupid old whore who burned her vag with McDonalds coffee and then sued?
Where I completely and enthusiastically agree with the first paragraph, I feel the second is not one of those cases. Originally I thought the same until reading the case details and learning the truth.

http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm
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Where I completely and enthusiastically agree with the first paragraph, I feel the second is not one of those cases. Originally I thought the same until reading the case details and learning the truth.

http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm
Still, not exactly the smartest thing to open the lid next to your crotch.
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Still, not exactly the smartest thing to open the lid next to your crotch.
Courts agreed. They took away some of her settlement amount because she was deemed to be like 20 percent at fault or something like that.
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