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      08-18-2010, 06:20 PM   #1
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Tales of a Street Sweeper

One of the more entertaining reads ever. Have fun.

http://zentatsu.com/zloc/Street%20Sweeper%20Tales.pdf
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      08-18-2010, 06:42 PM   #2
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Damn, 120 pages. Hope it's good.
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      08-18-2010, 06:45 PM   #3
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Damn, 120 pages. Hope it's good.
Almost everyone I know has read all of it, cept people on time constraints.
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      08-18-2010, 07:57 PM   #4
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just read the first story. it's a win so far...

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Mark then takes a picture with his cell phone
bwahahaha. that and the last line of the first chapter were awesome.
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      08-18-2010, 08:22 PM   #5
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read this back in 2006. a great read for sure
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      08-18-2010, 09:02 PM   #6
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Hahaha reading some of them know deff great stories!
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      08-18-2010, 09:57 PM   #7
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Finished a few chapters. Pretty good so far. Will continue the rest tomorrow at work.
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      08-18-2010, 11:11 PM   #8
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just finished. what a story
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great story.
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      08-19-2010, 03:14 AM   #10
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Fucking brilliant. Just read it all right now. Anyone know if Bruiser compiled all of this into a book? If he did, I'm buying it right now.
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      08-19-2010, 05:11 AM   #11
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I remmember reading this some time back. Definetly worth a read. It was truly awesome. Hell if i had time i would read it again.
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      08-19-2010, 05:51 AM   #12
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i'm not gonna lie this makes it sound pretty fun to be a street sweeper
good story.
but one thing i didn't understand..
did that one crackhead eat her own shit or something?
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i'm not gonna lie this makes it sound pretty fun to be a street sweeper
good story.
but one thing i didn't understand..
did that one crackhead eat her own shit or something?
That's what I figured happened........i mean, who the f*!k is going to touch that......not me........
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      08-19-2010, 02:26 PM   #14
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"ohhhhh Get The **** Off Of My Parking Lot And Go From Whence You Came,
Get The **** Off Of My Lot, Hide Your Face In Shame! Heaven Help If You Leave A
Rubber, That Shit Just Won't Do, Your Girlfriend Is So Fat It, I Think. She. Just. Said.
Mooooooooooooo!"
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      08-19-2010, 03:48 PM   #15
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Funny stuff.
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That story was epic.
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      08-19-2010, 08:56 PM   #17
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Read the first 13 pages and hooked already.

Thank you OP...finally have a dedicated fall back plan for something to read at the end of my dump. YESSS!
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Took me 44 minutes to read it all...

I couldn't stop!!

Great READ!
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      08-20-2010, 09:48 AM   #19
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      08-20-2010, 07:37 PM   #20
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haha that was awesome, great post OP
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had a great time reading it, thanks for sharing, I would otherwise never seen it.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUCK

if you've read the story you'll know what i am referring to.

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
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