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      01-05-2007, 08:40 AM   #1
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Talking a man and his monkey

One day a man and a monkey walked in to a bar, the man sat down and proceeded to order a beer whilst the monkey ran around and jumped on to a table picked up a bag of crisps and eat it, then he jumped on to the bar and picked up a piece of lemon and eat that too, so as the monkey jumped on to the pool table and picked up a ball and eat it the bartender angrily said to the man, have you seen what your stupid monkeys done!!! to which the man replies: Oh sir im sorry but don't worry i will pay for everything hes eaten. so he has another drink, pays up and leaves. A few days later the same man came in with the monkey again, orders a drink whilst the bartender watches the monkey jump on to the bar pick up a cherry put it in his arsehole and then eat it, pick up another one and do the same, so the bartender turned to the man and says to him: Oy what is that monkey of yours doing that for, to which the man said: Well after shiting out that pool ball the other day he checks everything now to make sure it fits properly.......!

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      01-05-2007, 12:05 PM   #2
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