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      08-09-2010, 03:36 PM   #23
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Haha OP you are a very colorful author for not be a native speaker!
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      08-10-2010, 12:36 PM   #24
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Haha OP you are a very colorful author for not be a native speaker!
I try. For long texts i prefer the help of google translator, but its go by his own way, dont make justice to my pedantic and cheap verbiage
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      08-10-2010, 02:49 PM   #25
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OP is literally the best-worst poster on the forum
lol, so true
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      08-10-2010, 03:54 PM   #26
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Haha, I love trying to translate the OP's rants
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      08-10-2010, 04:59 PM   #27
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I try. For long texts i prefer the help of google translator, but its go by his own way, dont make justice to my pedantic and cheap verbiage
incredible
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      08-10-2010, 06:41 PM   #28
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incredible
i stared at your sig for a min or two wondering if i'd see a new entry.
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      08-11-2010, 10:29 AM   #29
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valley thanks for your sig. Its nice to know that my alienated howls find a friendly echo to reverberate from dement to dement
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      08-11-2010, 10:38 AM   #30
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valley thanks for your sig. Its nice to know that my alienated howls find a friendly echo to reverberate from dement to dement
JH put this in your sig
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      08-11-2010, 06:03 PM   #31
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Valley, i want to made sure you didnt miss this one, since i see you like to read my nonsenses. With this one, i star to feel that many people here dont understand me.

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When a libidinous sickly one like me, turns his dick to the compass that guides his steps in the search of new holes where to unload his love, the amount of delirious situations in which it is get involved does not have limit.I am even surprised how not a day of today i never have been stopped or publicly shamed in front of my parents and friends in spite of the multiple occasions in which my acts have moved away of the sexuality and the more conventional ways of aproach.

Many have been the occasions in which my indomitable penis has taken me to limit situations with totally grotesque women. The worse thing of all, is that i was totally conscious of my walk on the edge of the abyss.Nevertheless, i had the sensation of being a simple spectator. It was as if i was traveling within my body, as if my legs, my hands, my own words moved of independent form to my own thoughts. I still remember to be saying me to myself, at the tender age of 22 years old to stop kissing that fat 50years woman in the middle of the street where at any time they could appear my parents, without my body or my turgid pullet overflowing the trousers made nothing to obdecer my orders.

This suicide tendency has been seen sadly reinforced by the irruption of Internet and its diabolic capacity to connect the dish of all insane people of the planet earth and to put to us in contact so that we amuse to the public with our dementia.

The worse thing of all is that i enjoy all this surrealistic world, where one day i date with a Dominican raper of 120 pounds and on the following day with a 18 teen student of modern art, and all her nerds gang, while im speak of the last new features of tunning and they of the beauty of poems of shakespeare. I feel intrepid, alienated and lethal, a kind of illuminated hypocritical reptilian that slough of skin and attitude as long as giving the rest that my crotch protests.

Surely that like good millions of americans that you are all, often seen to you put in mad situations by to have followed the insanes and inevitable advice of your budy Mr. Dick.Dont be shy and we do share our more intimate miseries and our shames.To that labyrinths it has taken your necessity to you of love?
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      08-12-2010, 05:31 AM   #32
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LOLs in here.
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      08-13-2010, 01:16 PM   #33
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In my experience, the Spanish/Mexican/South American cultures are very homophobic in nature
and yet they are the most homoerotic at the same time. ironic? i think not.
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