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      06-20-2011, 02:06 PM   #1233
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damn you guys are sad lollllllllllllllllll im laughing so hard at this thread.., I cant even bring words to speak of whats going on here. roflol *goes back to bmw bud smokers thread*
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      06-20-2011, 02:07 PM   #1234
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damn you guys are sad lollllllllllllllllll im laughing so hard at this thread.., I cant even bring words to speak of whats going on here. roflol *goes back to bmw bud smokers thread*
maybe this is more up your alley kiemyster

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      06-20-2011, 02:45 PM   #1235
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maybe this is more up your alley kiemyster

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Im not falling for that one ahahahah those are fucking sickening lollll

Whats the point of lookin at these bitches if you cant break in them? Its good while your beatin your meat, but after you bust that load I be like: ohh noes, im staring into a computer, my hands all sticky.... what was I doing? *looks around in astonishment* ohh dear, ive got to clean this mess up?

See.... I just rather make me a creampie in the wife. It self cleans

It would be different without the wife though. Id be posting the shit out of this thread from pics from asredas.com. Give it a couple a months, she's bound to leave me. lol
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Im not falling for that one ahahahah those are fucking sickening lollll

Whats the point of lookin at these bitches if you cant break in them? Its good while your beatin your meat, but after you bust that load I be like: ohh noes, im staring into a computer, my hands all sticky.... what was I doing? *looks around in astonishment* ohh dear, ive got to clean this mess up?

See.... I just rather make me a creampie in the wife. It self cleans

It would be different without the wife though. Id be posting the shit out of this thread from pics from asredas.com. Give it a couple a months, she's bound to leave me. lol
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^^ see? you know how it is. Its like beast mode comes off and your not quite sure if all that happening before was really you.... LOLLL
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damn you guys are sad lollllllllllllllllll im laughing so hard at this thread.., I cant even bring words to speak of whats going on here. roflol *goes back to bmw bud smokers thread*
Maybe ur just a *** pole smokin (literally) person with no taste in the ladies??

Honestly, whats there to laugh at, nothing beats smoking hot ass, sorry if your not into it
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Honestly, whats there to laugh at, nothing beats smoking hot ass, sorry if your not into it
Ermm, because your just looking at it in a computer. You could be devoting the time and energy into actually slippin' your dick inside a real puss. Its quite a simple thing to understand, and is quite logical.

But the biggest thing im laughing at is the poor choice in bitches up here and how generous you guys are when rating bitches. thats the biggest joke really. If your gonna post, post quality bitches. No one cares to see 7's or 8's, they are all readily available for the taking.

SO I hope now you see what im laughing at continue posting your pics, i think im gonna finish this smoke and bust a couple nuts in the wife. nice. have fun "fapping"
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Ermm, because your just looking at it in a computer. You could be devoting the time and energy into actually slippin' your dick inside a real puss. Its quite a simple thing to understand, and is quite logical.

But the biggest thing im laughing at is the poor choice in bitches up here and how generous you guys are when rating bitches. thats the biggest joke really. If your gonna post, post quality bitches. No one cares to see 7's or 8's, they are all readily available for the taking.

SO I hope now you see what im laughing at continue posting your pics, i think im gonna finish this smoke and bust a couple nuts in the wife. nice. have fun "fapping"
My my you're a real cool guy arent ya? Nothing but "bitches n slippin dick inside real puss" with you eh?



I still cant see wtf you're laughing at..but I can def understand what women who know you find funny
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Im not falling for that one ahahahah those are fucking sickening lollll

Whats the point of lookin at these bitches if you cant break in them? Its good while your beatin your meat, but after you bust that load I be like: ohh noes, im staring into a computer, my hands all sticky.... what was I doing? *looks around in astonishment* ohh dear, ive got to clean this mess up?

See.... I just rather make me a creampie in the wife. It self cleans

It would be different without the wife though. Id be posting the shit out of this thread from pics from asredas.com. Give it a couple a months, she's bound to leave me. lol
is this real life
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      06-21-2011, 09:02 AM   #1244
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is this real life
Or is this just fantasy. Caught in a laaaaaad slide. With no escape reealitttty.

Open your eyes! Look up to the sky and seeeeeee.

I'm juuust a poor boy. I need no sympathy.

Because I'm easy come. Easy go. Little high. Little low

Aaaannny way the wind blows. Doesn't really maaaaatter to meeeeeeee.

To meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sorry I got caught up there...
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is it just me, or does that just seems like a weird activity to be doing topless?
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is it just me, or does that just seems like a weird activity to be doing topless?
I think bottomless will be worse, topless not so bad at all.
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Thats my new phone background..........has been since about the moment she tweeted it.......
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what's her tweeter name?
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what's her tweeter name?
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