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      03-08-2011, 10:59 PM   #727
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Oh and, time to hit some highschool parties.
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      03-08-2011, 11:07 PM   #728
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Yah, I'm guilty.

Highschool girls get drunk faster, highschool girls lose their inhibitions faster, and highschool girls sleep with older guys faster. Charlie Sheen would agree, nothing but win here. Besides I don't have the money nor the drugs to pay porn stars.
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      03-09-2011, 12:00 AM   #729
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Yah, I'm guilty.

Highschool girls get drunk faster, highschool girls lose their inhibitions faster, and highschool girls sleep with older guys faster. Charlie Sheen would agree, nothing but win here. Besides I don't have the money nor the drugs to pay porn stars.
But nor do I have the money to pay off my bail after being arrested for underage fucking
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      03-09-2011, 12:33 AM   #730
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This thread proves a couple of things.

1. Why fat chicks have no future.
2. That girls that are 'bigger' need to lose it. They will have an easier life/make more moeney/get things easier
3. This thread derailed my train of thought.....
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      03-09-2011, 12:36 AM   #731
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This thread proves a couple of things.

1. Why fat chicks have no future.
2. That girls that are 'bigger' need to lose it. They will have an easier life/make more moeney/get things easier
3. This thread derailed my train of thought.....
Haha, god ur terrible
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      03-09-2011, 12:38 AM   #732
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I came into the thread 30 minutes ago with a purpose of something, but I can't remember what it was.
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      03-09-2011, 12:58 AM   #733
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Yah, I'm guilty.

Highschool girls get drunk faster, highschool girls lose their inhibitions faster, and highschool girls sleep with older guys faster. Charlie Sheen would agree, nothing but win here. Besides I don't have the money nor the drugs to pay porn stars.
Ehhh I'm guilty of hooking up with a couple HS girls recently (I turned 21 a couple months ago). My problem is that no amount of hotness can distract me from their insane levels of stupidity. I tried to actually "hang out" with these two 18y.o. HS girls after we hooked up on new years and I just wanted to rip my face off. They turned out to be fucking valley girl types. Example: "Liiiike, I juust liiiike don't know blah blah blah"--holy shit stfu.
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Yes, yes I am.
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      03-09-2011, 01:39 AM   #735
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Ehhh I'm guilty of hooking up with a couple HS girls recently (I turned 21 a couple months ago). My problem is that no amount of hotness can distract me from their insane levels of stupidity. I tried to actually "hang out" with these two 18y.o. HS girls after we hooked up on new years and I just wanted to rip my face off. They turned out to be fucking valley girl types. Example: "Liiiike, I juust liiiike don't know blah blah blah"--holy shit stfu.
Sock in mouth+ductape+alcohol=solution
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      03-09-2011, 04:05 AM   #736
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      03-09-2011, 04:17 AM   #737
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if someone rapes this girl they cannot be held accountable for their actions









































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      03-09-2011, 04:21 AM   #738
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      03-09-2011, 08:15 AM   #739
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Ehhh I'm guilty of hooking up with a couple HS girls recently (I turned 21 a couple months ago). My problem is that no amount of hotness can distract me from their insane levels of stupidity. I tried to actually "hang out" with these two 18y.o. HS girls after we hooked up on new years and I just wanted to rip my face off. They turned out to be fucking valley girl types. Example: "Liiiike, I juust liiiike don't know blah blah blah"--holy shit stfu.
Let me point out your mistake.

Jesus, maybe I'm a pedo, but while those models are hot that girl makes them look bad.
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      03-09-2011, 09:32 AM   #740
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Looks like this girl may be from Miami....
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a challenger appears.
















And because she really should be cooking...




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      03-09-2011, 11:30 AM   #742
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Doug, you rollin' by the Plano West Senior High parking lot for these pics?
WINNING.
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Doug, you rollin' by the Plano West Senior High parking lot for these pics?
WINNING.
I'll tag along...
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      03-09-2011, 12:56 PM   #745
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a challenger appears.

And because she really should be cooking...

OMFG!!! ...Not only she can make a sammich, she does burgers while dressed sexy and in full make up.!!!

I am in
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      03-09-2011, 03:29 PM   #746
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Where's the Friday fap picture elaine?
Not Friday however ummmmmmm ..........

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AWESOME elaine! Thank you! Now only 2 more days to Friday!!!!
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