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      02-21-2011, 01:35 AM   #617
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      02-22-2011, 03:31 AM   #618
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I always shop too poorly done photoshop... hah someone posted this earlier on in the thread and it just kills my eyeballs. anyone else notice the shadows/architecture around her waist?
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      02-22-2011, 03:38 AM   #619
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^^^ wow i didn't noticed it until you pointed it out, i was too busy looking at her ass lol
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I always shop too poorly done photoshop... hah someone posted this earlier on in the thread and it just kills my eyeballs. anyone else notice the shadows/architecture around her waist?
it took me like 5 mins of staring to see it
how did you see it...
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      02-22-2011, 05:28 AM   #621
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there were a handful of other ones with similar fails but I can't find them now and I don't want to look through the whole thread again.



pshop fail threads are always welcome ^^
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I always shop too poorly done photoshop... hah someone posted this earlier on in the thread and it just kills my eyeballs. anyone else notice the shadows/architecture around her waist?
First, that's not shopped. It's obvious that her magnificent ass makes everything around her wavy as she goes by.


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it took me like 5 mins of staring to see it
how did you see it...
Because, he be ghey, bro. Real men only stare at the main subject matter
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Obviously, it is a little more scientific than PS. You can tell by the immense density of her ass that there must be a distortion in the space-time continuum that directly surrounds the area out to about 3 feet (based on pic), much like a black hole (pun intended) but on a smaller scale. So with this distortion, one would also have to assume that there is a WORM HOLE nearby.....
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      02-23-2011, 01:44 AM   #628
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Obviously, it is a little more scientific than PS. You can tell by the immense density of her ass that there must be a distortion in the space-time continuum that directly surrounds the area out to about 3 feet (based on pic), much like a black hole (pun intended) but on a smaller scale. So with this distortion, one would also have to assume that there is a WORM HOLE nearby.....


Wanted to post something along these lines, then read your post, and realized I wouldn't have come close
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I always shop too poorly done photoshop... hah someone posted this earlier on in the thread and it just kills my eyeballs. anyone else notice the shadows/architecture around her waist?
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