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      07-09-2015, 02:58 PM   #1
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SFW: PornHubs Twerking Robot

http://www.engadget.com/2015/07/09/p...twerking-butt/

Safe for work...

Meanwhile, I am crushing the numbers of cost of dates:robotic anus.

It's a sad, sad time we live in friends.
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      07-09-2015, 03:11 PM   #2
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Great find my friend , just go for it !
Looks really good , but personal I prefer a real female round butt .
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Great find my friend , just go for it !
Looks really good , but personal I prefer a real female round butt .
HAHAHA! Gotta wait until Amazon populates some user reviews. That's a set of tires right there. Another, but also enjoyable rubber.
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Safe for work...
Even it it weren't, I would still open at work.
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Even it it weren't, I would still open at work.
worth it.
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I ordered 2 in case I break one.
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I ordered 2 in case I break one.
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      07-09-2015, 05:25 PM   #9
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Hopefully it can't twerk too hard and break me.
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I ordered 2 in case I break one.
You don't need to order 2 , because it has 2 holes my friend .
Right ?
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      07-09-2015, 05:47 PM   #11
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I have 2 hands also.
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      07-09-2015, 05:53 PM   #12
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I have 2 hands also.
When it's really that big , yeah... 2 hands are really required .
BTW....Small hands and big dick is possible too .
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      07-09-2015, 07:07 PM   #13
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How are you supposed to deliver a proper donkey punch?
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How are you supposed to deliver a proper donkey punch?
Always from behind .
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      07-09-2015, 08:14 PM   #16
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I have 2 hands also.
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That's a rather expensive substitute for one's hand, which is naturally warm and made of real flesh.

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@Jahooba I bet your hand doesn't look as good in a thong.

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@N N @Jahooba I dunno. you put some lipstick around the thumb and forefinger, you draw some eyes on, give it long eyelashes, maybe a yarn wig... let her talk with a french accent...
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      07-09-2015, 08:58 PM   #17
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Always from behind .
She has no head to accomplish the feat.
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      07-09-2015, 09:08 PM   #18
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She has no head to accomplish the feat.
The holes set you in the right direction .
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      07-11-2015, 02:06 PM   #19
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She has no head to accomplish the feat.
If only this was in the original Eve's blueprint...
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If only this was in the original Eve's blueprint...
From what they told me Eve was really fugly !
BTW....I really wonder what are you smoking my friend ?
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I see , only normal side effect .
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