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      07-23-2010, 04:36 PM   #45
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      07-23-2010, 04:36 PM   #46
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Stuff that's already been covered:

- slamming the door
- closing the door by the glass
- flinging the seatbelt off
- putting their feet on the dash
- twisting the seatbelt... HOW THE F*CK DO THEY DO THAT!? In 12 years of driving I've never once done it; but my ex managed to do it one out of every four times in the car.
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      07-23-2010, 04:43 PM   #47
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That seat belt thing is hilarious! So true.
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      07-23-2010, 04:51 PM   #48
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Put on her make up and touched the leather and suede parts, leave hand prints every fucking where!
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      07-23-2010, 05:10 PM   #49
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100% they should all be shot by a Chinese firing squad...

"Drivers" in California should be required to take at least a 10 hour driving course since 99% of them have absolutely no fucking clue how to drive.

I actually can't stand *most* people in Range Rovers, they have a false sense of entitlement and drive like complete idiots... Maybe because they hate life considering they bought a piece of shit SUV that costs upwards of $90k and breaks down all the time.

Enough with my range rover rant but fuck you all rover idiots...
You know what's funny? When I was living on the west side, my wife and I drove from Beverly Hills out to Santa Monica on a Saturday afternoon and (not making this up) counted somthing like 63 Range Rover/Range Rover Sports in that 4 mile stretch of road. Pathetic how much everyone out there tries so hard..
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      07-23-2010, 05:17 PM   #50
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lol no wonder so many people on these boards are single... The shit you guys write is funny. OCD much?

I just don't like when they mess with my music, but that's about it.
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      07-23-2010, 05:17 PM   #51
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Feet on the dashboard. Drives me nuts.
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      07-23-2010, 05:57 PM   #52
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- twisting the seatbelt... HOW THE F*CK DO THEY DO THAT!? In 12 years of driving I've never once done it; but my ex managed to do it one out of every four times in the car.
OMFG this too
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      07-23-2010, 06:57 PM   #53
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OMFG this too
Unbelievable


I think it's safe to say that everyone in this thread agrees that women are fucking RETARDED when it comes to cars, being in them (properly) and everything else related to a vehicle.

Stick to kitchen...

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      07-23-2010, 07:00 PM   #54
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      07-23-2010, 07:21 PM   #55
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      07-23-2010, 07:47 PM   #56
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girls in general in my car?

Sit, talk, breathe, etc.
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      07-23-2010, 07:49 PM   #57
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lol no wonder so many people on these boards are single... The shit you guys write is funny. OCD much?

I just don't like when they mess with my music, but that's about it.
I'm married, but she's properly trained now. Just ordered her first bimmer.
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      07-23-2010, 08:37 PM   #58
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Sit, talk, breathe, etc.
Jason! I'm not riding with you anymore!
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      07-23-2010, 10:12 PM   #61
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1. Slamming the door
2. Bringing the dog along when we go somewhere (leaves alot of hair on the carpet and in between the cracks of the leather seat which sucks.)
3. Rolling down the window when the a/c is on
4. Finger prints on the car windows
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      07-23-2010, 10:24 PM   #62
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      07-24-2010, 12:50 AM   #63
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      07-24-2010, 01:19 AM   #64
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They can do whatever they want as long as theyre sexy. and i never let an average girl in the car anyways so its all good.
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      07-24-2010, 07:49 AM   #65
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my gf is kinda short for to open the door in my e92 and insted of opening the door alitle and then putting a foot outside and stand up and open the door like a normal human being...she thinks she can kick and hold the door open with her foor, shit left skuff marks all over the door
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      07-24-2010, 08:23 AM   #66
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