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      07-23-2010, 11:56 AM   #23
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OMFG I hate that shit!!!!! why not just use the stupid door handle...


1. I also hate when their nails are long and they go to grab the door handle and you just know in your heart that here comes that dreaded scratch behind the door handle...

2. They take the visor down and look in the mirror while your trying to make a turn...

3. get in the car but not before kicking everything in sight including the damn seat.

4. taking off the seat belt so fast it flys and hits the window scratching the tint(old car)... sticking to seat belts how about when they take it off slow but never puts it back in it's place so it's left to dangle there and ends up falling in the doorway then she slams the door...

5. has her purse in her hand and tries to open the door with the same hand rubbing the purse with pointy objects sticking out of it...

6. When they go to put something in your trunk and then rest it on the bumper.

7. eat or drink in my car and then leave all their shit on the floor.

8. get in the back seat and kick everything in sight including the center console, seat backs, door sills and side skirt. I've actually had a girl leave her shoe print on my seat WTF

9. constantly ask you to change the song...

10. when driving at night and put on a light in the car then leave it on so you come back later only to find out that a light has been on in your car for about 5hrs.

11. lean up against the car and then talk about how silky the paint is and try to demonstrate it to me that it is slick...


Sorry for the long list... Just speaking from previous experience...
i think you care about your car too much
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      07-23-2010, 12:24 PM   #25
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- when their purses scratch my aluminum trim
- slamming doors
- eating in the car
- leaving garbage in the car
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      07-23-2010, 12:30 PM   #26
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talking. too much talking!
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      07-23-2010, 12:37 PM   #27
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Train em good bc they showing a lack of respect LOL xD
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      07-23-2010, 12:39 PM   #28
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talking. too much talking!
This.

Hate it when they tell me to lower the music so they can talk.
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      07-23-2010, 12:53 PM   #29
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talking. too much talking!
It'd be one thing if it was something relevant or that I cared about but it's always just blah blah blah see my post on 1st page
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      07-23-2010, 12:54 PM   #30
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1. i dont like it when they open the door and slide into the seat.. rubbing their butt on the seat causing leather damage
2. releasing the seat belt too fast and having the belt slam against my side door aluminum trim causing dings / scratches
3. when they throw up after having too many drinks
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      07-23-2010, 01:58 PM   #31
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OMFG I hate that shit!!!!! why not just use the stupid door handle...


1. I also hate when their nails are long and they go to grab the door handle and you just know in your heart that here comes that dreaded scratch behind the door handle...

2. They take the visor down and look in the mirror while your trying to make a turn...

3. get in the car but not before kicking everything in sight including the damn seat.

4. taking off the seat belt so fast it flys and hits the window scratching the tint(old car)... sticking to seat belts how about when they take it off slow but never puts it back in it's place so it's left to dangle there and ends up falling in the doorway then she slams the door...
same as #1
5. has her purse in her hand and tries to open the door with the same hand rubbing the purse with pointy objects sticking out of it...
same as #1
6. When they go to put something in your trunk and then rest it on the bumper.
same as #1
7. eat or drink in my car and then leave all their shit on the floor.

8. get in the back seat and kick everything in sight including the center console, seat backs, door sills and side skirt. I've actually had a girl leave her shoe print on my seat WTF
same as #3
9. constantly ask you to change the song...

10. when driving at night and put on a light in the car then leave it on so you come back later only to find out that a light has been on in your car for about 5hrs.

11. lean up against the car and then talk about how silky the paint is and try to demonstrate it to me that it is slick...
same as #1

Sorry for the long list... Just speaking from previous experience...
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      07-23-2010, 02:34 PM   #32
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This thread needs some real male influence...

I hate it when a bunch of owners start complaining like women themselves about stupid ass shit
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      07-23-2010, 02:37 PM   #33
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1. North Shore (Illinois) Jewish-American Princesses in their Range Rovers - Yoga pants/shirt/bandana. Bitch if I can see your knee in the window there is no way you are covering the brake or are ready for an evasive maneuver while driving.

2. Fucking torn up fat white trash. Usually with bare feet on the dash of their man's (body lifted) '95 dodge ram. Bare feet because they don't own any shoes/are too lazy to tie them up and spread eagle on the dash so that they can get the AC to blow on their chaffed VD-ridden burning crotch as well as to form a "shelf" that they can support their 72oz coke on.

Annoys the shit out of me.
Same. Never understood why people drove/sat like that. In my car though, people are usually pretty compliant. I stopped letting idiots ride with me long ago.
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When they open the door about 3-6" then kick it out open further with their foot.
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I hate it when they get in my car and don't have sex with me...
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      07-23-2010, 03:03 PM   #36
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I hate it when a girl on Friday leaves her underwear in the back seat and then another girl finds them on Saturday.
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      07-23-2010, 03:14 PM   #37
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I hate it when a girl on Friday leaves her underwear in the back seat and then another girl finds them on Saturday.
In a coupe?
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In a coupe?
Latins are short
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      07-23-2010, 03:21 PM   #40
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Latins are short
Ah.. I love them.
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      07-23-2010, 03:26 PM   #41
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In a coupe?
yep....Push the front seats forward
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Latins are short
Im str8 up gringo. But yes the latin and asians are short.

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Ah.. I love them.
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      07-23-2010, 03:42 PM   #43
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pms. Leaves that bloody rag smell in my car.
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      07-23-2010, 03:49 PM   #44
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young, stupid blonde girls in the marina district of SF driving land rovers, range overs and other large SUVs as if they were 911s (example--tailgaiting, swerving, etc). i think cali should mandate a basic phyics exam w/ each drivers test...
100% they should all be shot by a Chinese firing squad...

"Drivers" in California should be required to take at least a 10 hour driving course since 99% of them have absolutely no fucking clue how to drive.

I actually can't stand *most* people in Range Rovers, they have a false sense of entitlement and drive like complete idiots... Maybe because they hate life considering they bought a piece of shit SUV that costs upwards of $90k and breaks down all the time.

Enough with my range rover rant but fuck you all rover idiots...
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