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      07-20-2010, 11:51 AM   #23
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      07-20-2010, 12:26 PM   #24
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facebook pics, their public she cant say anything
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      07-20-2010, 12:33 PM   #25
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How is she so amazing? Not down with pics, no 3 ways, no buttsecks, barely cooks for you, and makes you drive to her? That's nothing particularly special IMO
LOL, no she will cook for me. Just our schedules conflict and we only see each other on the weekends. And she does drive to me, it's just easier for her to have her daughter spend the night at a friends house than for her to come over to my place and deal with my roommate being there.


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Dated several and yes they are fun. Even dated a couple that were down with the threesome action. I have done all the fun stuff in my life and now am ready for someone serious and I have her, but it is always fun to imagine and remember those insane times(vegas).
My roommate did have one night stand with one on a cruise once, he said it was the most boring sex he's ever had.

I started this thread figuring others would chime in that they've dated/whatever older women. Not all about me. Yall still crack me up though.
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weak thread. I bet she's ugly
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      07-20-2010, 01:08 PM   #27
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Closest I've got to a Cougar was a 24yr old when I was 19.
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      07-20-2010, 01:19 PM   #28
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Been with several cougars and they have all been great decisions! hmmm, if only this was like my civic forum a while back with a premium membership only forum where anything goes I might post some pictures...
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cou·gar

/ˈkugər/[koo-ger]
–noun, plural -gars, ( especially collectively ) -gar. An older, attractive female that encourages the sharing of her photo, particularly nudes, enjoys sharing her sexual partner with other women simultaneously, enthusiastic about receiving anal sex, has a passion for cooking gourmet meals for her man, and willing to drop everything and commute to her man's location for all of the above.


There, now you know. Sorry, she isn't a cougar. Move along.
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Closest I've got to a Cougar was a 24yr old when I was 19.
closest ive been was a 21 year old single mom when i was 18, that was 3 years ago and doesnt really count...i think 35 would be my limit, unless she was just unbelievably hot, i mean shit my mom is around that age so it freaks me out

I did meet this lady when i worked at Circuit City that was like 40, blonde, DD and a fitness instructor(so perfect fit body)...and she was a freak, everything i said she would throw some type of sexual answer, if my supervisor hadnt of been standing behind me i might of said something, because it was obvious she kinda wanted it
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      07-20-2010, 01:40 PM   #31
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Been with several cougars and they have all been great decisions! hmmm, if only this was like my civic forum a while back with a premium membership only forum where anything goes I might post some pictures...
pics or it didnt happen

blurr out the good parts and PM me the real pics
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closest ive been was a 21 year old single mom when i was 18, that was 3 years ago and doesnt really count...i think 35 would be my limit, unless she was just unbelievably hot, i mean shit my mom is around that age so it freaks me out

I did meet this lady when i worked at Circuit City that was like 40, blonde, DD and a fitness instructor(so perfect fit body)...and she was a freak, everything i said she would throw some type of sexual answer, if my supervisor hadnt of been standing behind me i might of said something, because it was obvious she kinda wanted it
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pics or it didnt happen
Follow your own requirements.
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      07-20-2010, 01:45 PM   #33
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Follow your own requirements.
I wish I had some pics, but it was a one time meet that had me wishing she would of "taught me a few things"
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      07-20-2010, 02:33 PM   #35
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/ˈkugər/[koo-ger]
–noun, plural -gars, ( especially collectively ) -gar. An older, attractive female that encourages the sharing of her photo, particularly nudes, enjoys sharing her sexual partner with other women simultaneously, enthusiastic about receiving anal sex, has a passion for cooking gourmet meals for her man, and willing to drop everything and commute to her man's location for all of the above.


There, now you know. Sorry, she isn't a cougar. Move along.
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