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      07-12-2010, 08:11 PM   #1
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How do I teach my GF this?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14870871

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A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.
She sucked the condom right off him!
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      07-12-2010, 08:12 PM   #2
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you lost me at Videobronchoscopy
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awesome. but who wants head with a condom on. dont get me wrong i never turn down some good dome. but its better with out the helmet
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english is overrated isn't it?

documented writing 'inspite of'...
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the only people who wear a dome while getting blown are paying for sex

this chick must be a prostitute
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the only people who wear a dome while getting blown are paying for sex

this chick must be a prostitute
How do you wear a blowjob
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      07-12-2010, 11:04 PM   #7
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english is overrated isn't it?

documented writing 'inspite of'...




Using the term lady instead of woman seemed somewhat unprofessional.
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Condom on... during blowjob?

DOES NOT COMPUTE
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Two things:

1) Wearing a condom during a bj is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of. It can't feel that great.

2) How the fuck don't you realize that you inhaled a condom (or any object of that size)? Did she really need an examination to figure that out?
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Who the fuck wrote that paragraph? I'd like to think im a pretty smart guy, and my vocab is deeper than that prostitute's asshole...but this is just too much, using big/scientific words everywhere...


anways Seminole, you do NOT want your gf to suck it that hard...cuz it will hurt like crazy. i think every guy out there can agree that if a girl actually "suck" at it hard, it will not feel good...you'll cramp up if anything...i don't know about you guys but i just like mine massaged by her tongue, not sucked at like a thick milk shake
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Who the fuck wrote that paragraph? I'd like to think im a pretty smart guy, and my vocab is deeper than that prostitute's asshole...but this is just too much, using big/scientific words everywhere...


anways Seminole, you do NOT want your gf to suck it that hard...cuz it will hurt like crazy. i think every guy out there can agree that if a girl actually "suck" at it hard, it will not feel good...you'll cramp up if anything...i don't know about you guys but i just like mine massaged by her tongue, not sucked at like a thick milk shake
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Who the fuck wrote that paragraph? I'd like to think im a pretty smart guy, and my vocab is deeper than that prostitute's asshole...but this is just too much, using big/scientific words everywhere...


anways Seminole, you do NOT want your gf to suck it that hard...cuz it will hurt like crazy. i think every guy out there can agree that if a girl actually "suck" at it hard, it will not feel good...you'll cramp up if anything...i don't know about you guys but i just like mine massaged by her tongue, not sucked at like a thick milk shake
I found the link on another forums that I'm on, the article is pretty shitty. But yeah, I wouldn't want her to, it was more of a joke.
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I found the link on another forums that I'm on, the article is pretty shitty. But yeah, I wouldn't want her to, it was more of a joke.


Yeah i know, my response was a joke too...but i actually had one girl who actually sucked...and man was it uncomfortable, i had to teach her how it was done...so i grabbed her big toe and taught her...yup i'm nasty, i eat feet
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...yup i'm nasty, i eat feet





Me too man, it's not nasty if they're clean.
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      07-13-2010, 02:34 PM   #15
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Hmm, I'll have to alter my standard line for chest x-rays with collapse.

"Partial collapse of the right upper lobe. Differential diagnosis includes impacted mucous, obstructing tumor, or condom."

I'll wait for the phone calls, then direct them to the link.
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They use condoms in India?

Seriously though, how the hell did that paper even get published (albeit in a no-name journal)?
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Hmm, I'll have to alter my standard line for chest x-rays with collapse.

"Partial collapse of the right upper lobe. Differential diagnosis includes impacted mucous, obstructing tumor, or condom."

I'll wait for the phone calls, then direct them to the link.





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exactly what i was thinking. and LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this happened in india hahahaha you would expect us to be smart and notice that we accidentally inhaled a condom. guess not for some
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i had to teach her how it was done...so i grabbed her big toe and taught her...yup i'm nasty, i eat feet
Uuuuuuugh, that's nasty. Yes I am Weezy but I ain't asthmatic.
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Uuuuuuugh, that's nasty. Yes I am Weezy but I ain't asthmatic.
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