BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board
 
Vorsteiner
View Poll Results: After you lay a turd and wipe do you
throw it in the trash can 7 3.61%
flush it with the turds 187 96.39%
Voters: 194. You may not vote on this poll

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      06-28-2010, 04:06 PM   #23
Chenry135
First Lieutenant
Chenry135's Avatar
United_States
3
Rep
304
Posts

Drives: former 2008 135i/ 2006 STI
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Atlanta, Ga

iTrader: (0)

You are the only person I have ever heard of that does this...
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 04:13 PM   #24
FStop7
I like cars
FStop7's Avatar
Vatican City State
108
Rep
5,058
Posts

Drives: M6
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Newbury Park, CA

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by iBoost View Post
I throw it in the trash can my gf thinks its gross. Yet, she'll throw her bloody pads in there and thats okay.

BTW: i dont think any toilet can handle all the paper i use to wipe with my massive dumps, it'll always get clogged


Just curious what you guys are used to...
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 04:13 PM   #25
TK-421
Registered Sex Offender
United_States
156
Rep
4,764
Posts

Drives: E46 M3 | 1JZ S13
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Tampa, FL

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by CollinsE90 View Post
i dont how people do that, i must wrap the paper four times around my hand before i proceed to wipe

and i wipe 3 times, i go through a lot of shit paper
usually i just have 1 monster turd that pokes out of the water and i'm done. there also isn't that much to wipe afterwards, so that could be it
__________________
Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 04:24 PM   #26
whyrms
Private
4
Rep
73
Posts

Drives: foot mobile.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: san jose

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Feyd View Post
Personally, I think you are into scat play. There is no reason any sain person would wipe their ass and then throw it in the can and stare at it while simultaneiously posting about it on 1addicts.
+1

It's a high possibility.
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 04:38 PM   #27
InsaneSkippy
Lieutenant Colonel
InsaneSkippy's Avatar
23
Rep
1,598
Posts

Drives: 135i
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Florida

iTrader: (1)

Send a message via AIM to InsaneSkippy Send a message via MSN to InsaneSkippy
Sorry about your life, bro.
__________________

Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 05:35 PM   #28
escobar929
Brigadier General
escobar929's Avatar
77
Rep
4,462
Posts

Drives: M235i
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Hollywood, FL

iTrader: (14)

Garage List
2015 M235i  [0.00]
it really depends where you are, for example. i went to this small party island in greece called Ios, and there was def no throwing the toilet paper in the trash

but in the US, you serious? I mean, you would have to change that bag every time. Pretty nasty and w/ the bloody pads, wow! The both of you need to rethink about life

I dont know how people can wipe w/ 2-3 squares. I conserve pretty good but I take some massive dumps. Rarely do I get a ghost. But my ex was ridiculous, a roll of tp would last 1-2 days max, that lasts me at least a week if not more
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 05:37 PM   #29
number335
Second Lieutenant
number335's Avatar
5
Rep
254
Posts

Drives: E92 Coupe
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Orange County, CA

iTrader: (0)

i'm not falling for your trick. i voted for throw it in the trash.
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 05:46 PM   #30
lopealle
Resident Black Guy
lopealle's Avatar
Zimbabwe
74
Rep
2,245
Posts

Drives: Lion
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Federal Way, WA

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2006 M5  [5.00]
dude thats so gross. my wifes family (mexicans) does that. i think its so gross. i tell them when they visit. if they cant flush the damn shit tickets then stay at a hotel. they shower with damn scotch brite sponges too. it makes no sense.
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 05:55 PM   #31
MisterSkiMask
Lieutenant Colonel
49
Rep
1,960
Posts

Drives: I Can not say
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: you must not know

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by lopealle View Post
dude thats so gross. my wifes family (mexicans) does that. i think its so gross. i tell them when they visit. if they cant flush the damn shit tickets then stay at a hotel. they shower with damn scotch brite sponges too. it makes no sense.
...mysterious people those mexicans.....
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:00 PM   #32
fatmatt0116
Hooligan
fatmatt0116's Avatar
United_States
8
Rep
595
Posts

Drives: 2011 X5 5.0
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Boston, MA

iTrader: (0)

who gets to take out the trash?
__________________

2007 Imola Red Z4 M Coupe
2004 Navy Blue BMW 325Ci
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:01 PM   #33
KingOfJericho
Major General
KingOfJericho's Avatar
United_States
145
Rep
5,347
Posts

Drives: Yes
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: CT

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2010 135i Coupe  [2.63]
I really hope you have a lid on that garbage can.
__________________
The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost.

2014 CC R-Line DSG | 2010 S4 Sold | 2010 BMW 135i Retired | 2006 Lotus Exige Sold
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:10 PM   #34
MCMLXXXIX
wat
MCMLXXXIX's Avatar
60
Rep
3,410
Posts

Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Oct 2008

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BTM View Post
Developed country = flush it
Developing country = toss it
true stuff
__________________

2012 Toyota Highlander SE - PAST - 2008 e92 335i, 2006 e90 325i
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:22 PM   #35
shuarma
Banned
24
Rep
719
Posts

Drives: AW e92
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: NY

iTrader: (1)

OP if you ever need to talk, PM me. i took psychology in highschool
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:27 PM   #36
Kroy
Brigadier General
Kroy's Avatar
United_States
41
Rep
3,035
Posts

Drives: E90
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA

iTrader: (1)

Flush twice. No clog. Problem solved. Time to retire that trash can.
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:40 PM   #37
coh4777
Lieutenant
11
Rep
530
Posts

Drives: 07 BMW 335i Coupe
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vegas

iTrader: (0)

I have NEVER heard of anyone tossing in the trashcan. That's gotta be pretty unsanitary. As other have suggested, multi-flush if you need to but use the toilet to get rid of your shit rags!
__________________
COH4777
2007 335i Coupe - Jet Black / Coral Red / Aluminum Trim / 6MT / Sport / Premium / CA / Navi / iPod + USB

Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:41 PM   #38
boymonkey
Lieutenant
Taiwan
15
Rep
536
Posts

Drives: slow
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BTM View Post
Developed country = flush it
Developing country = toss it
+1
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:55 PM   #39
jhv
Lieutenant General
jhv's Avatar
United_States
483
Rep
17,307
Posts

Drives: Every Day
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

why the fuck WOULDN'T you flush your shitty toilet paper?
__________________
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 06:56 PM   #40
jhv
Lieutenant General
jhv's Avatar
United_States
483
Rep
17,307
Posts

Drives: Every Day
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

ugh you're fucking gross dude. just thinking about this is too much
__________________
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 07:04 PM   #41
AllydNYC
Loading...
AllydNYC's Avatar
No_Country
94
Rep
2,186
Posts

Drives: 08' 328xi | 91' E30 318is
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Gilbert, AZ

iTrader: (15)

Garage List
2008 328xi  [5.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX View Post
true stuff
stuff true
__________________

BBS CH w/PSS|H&R Coilovers|Front Strut Bar|CF CSL Trunk|Front Splitters|LCI Halogens|LUX 5.1|Blacklines|Black Grill|CF/White roundels
"A Associate or Bachelors degree is America's most over rated product"
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 07:18 PM   #42
Nedim
Captain
Nedim's Avatar
United_States
24
Rep
712
Posts

Drives: 2007 BMW 335i
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Des Moines, IA

iTrader: (4)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jh valley View Post
ugh you're fucking gross dude. just thinking about this is too much
Lol that made me laugh
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 07:52 PM   #43
Kroy
Brigadier General
Kroy's Avatar
United_States
41
Rep
3,035
Posts

Drives: E90
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jh valley View Post
why the fuck WOULDN'T you flush your shitty toilet paper?
well... if you were in China like samwoo...
Appreciate 0
      06-28-2010, 08:19 PM   #44
NBRider88
I gave her my heart, she gave me crabs
NBRider88's Avatar
United_States
2
Rep
142
Posts

Drives: 06' 330i
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: OC :]

iTrader: (2)

I'm really surprised you still have a GF...can only imagine the other nasty things going on in the place if she can tolerate that !
__________________
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:40 AM.




m3post
m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST