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View Poll Results: After you lay a turd and wipe do you
throw it in the trash can 7 3.61%
flush it with the turds 187 96.39%
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      06-28-2010, 03:06 PM   #23
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You are the only person I have ever heard of that does this...
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      06-28-2010, 03:13 PM   #24
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I throw it in the trash can my gf thinks its gross. Yet, she'll throw her bloody pads in there and thats okay.

BTW: i dont think any toilet can handle all the paper i use to wipe with my massive dumps, it'll always get clogged


Just curious what you guys are used to...
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      06-28-2010, 03:13 PM   #25
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i dont how people do that, i must wrap the paper four times around my hand before i proceed to wipe

and i wipe 3 times, i go through a lot of shit paper
usually i just have 1 monster turd that pokes out of the water and i'm done. there also isn't that much to wipe afterwards, so that could be it
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      06-28-2010, 03:24 PM   #26
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Personally, I think you are into scat play. There is no reason any sain person would wipe their ass and then throw it in the can and stare at it while simultaneiously posting about it on 1addicts.
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      06-28-2010, 03:38 PM   #27
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      06-28-2010, 04:35 PM   #28
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it really depends where you are, for example. i went to this small party island in greece called Ios, and there was def no throwing the toilet paper in the trash

but in the US, you serious? I mean, you would have to change that bag every time. Pretty nasty and w/ the bloody pads, wow! The both of you need to rethink about life

I dont know how people can wipe w/ 2-3 squares. I conserve pretty good but I take some massive dumps. Rarely do I get a ghost. But my ex was ridiculous, a roll of tp would last 1-2 days max, that lasts me at least a week if not more
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      06-28-2010, 04:37 PM   #29
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i'm not falling for your trick. i voted for throw it in the trash.
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      06-28-2010, 04:46 PM   #30
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dude thats so gross. my wifes family (mexicans) does that. i think its so gross. i tell them when they visit. if they cant flush the damn shit tickets then stay at a hotel. they shower with damn scotch brite sponges too. it makes no sense.
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      06-28-2010, 04:55 PM   #31
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dude thats so gross. my wifes family (mexicans) does that. i think its so gross. i tell them when they visit. if they cant flush the damn shit tickets then stay at a hotel. they shower with damn scotch brite sponges too. it makes no sense.
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      06-28-2010, 05:00 PM   #32
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who gets to take out the trash?
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      06-28-2010, 05:01 PM   #33
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I really hope you have a lid on that garbage can.
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      06-28-2010, 05:10 PM   #34
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Developed country = flush it
Developing country = toss it
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      06-28-2010, 05:22 PM   #35
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      06-28-2010, 05:27 PM   #36
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Flush twice. No clog. Problem solved. Time to retire that trash can.
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      06-28-2010, 05:40 PM   #37
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I have NEVER heard of anyone tossing in the trashcan. That's gotta be pretty unsanitary. As other have suggested, multi-flush if you need to but use the toilet to get rid of your shit rags!
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      06-28-2010, 05:41 PM   #38
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Developed country = flush it
Developing country = toss it
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      06-28-2010, 05:55 PM   #39
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why the fuck WOULDN'T you flush your shitty toilet paper?
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ugh you're fucking gross dude. just thinking about this is too much
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      06-28-2010, 06:04 PM   #41
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ugh you're fucking gross dude. just thinking about this is too much
Lol that made me laugh
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      06-28-2010, 06:52 PM   #43
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why the fuck WOULDN'T you flush your shitty toilet paper?
well... if you were in China like samwoo...
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      06-28-2010, 07:19 PM   #44
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I'm really surprised you still have a GF...can only imagine the other nasty things going on in the place if she can tolerate that !
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