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      06-28-2010, 01:50 PM   #1
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After you wipe your butt do you....

I throw it in the trash can my gf thinks its gross. Yet, she'll throw her bloody pads in there and thats okay.

BTW: i dont think any toilet can handle all the paper i use to wipe with my massive dumps, it'll always get clogged


Just curious what you guys are used to...
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      06-28-2010, 01:54 PM   #2
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I have never been to your house/apt, but I know it smells like shit!
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      06-28-2010, 01:57 PM   #3
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      06-28-2010, 01:57 PM   #4
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I have never been to your house/apt, but I know it smells like shit!
I think the smell dies off after a couple hours
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      06-28-2010, 02:01 PM   #5
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Flush for sure.
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      06-28-2010, 02:01 PM   #6
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I throw it in the trash can my gf thinks its gross. Yet, she'll throw her bloody pads in there and thats okay.

BTW: i dont think any toilet can handle all the paper i use to wipe with my massive dumps, it'll always get clogged


Just curious what you guys are used to...
Seriously?!?!?!! oh god! that would smell dreadful!!!!!!! why don't you flush it?!?!? why?!?!?!
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      06-28-2010, 02:03 PM   #7
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Seriously?!?!?!! oh god! that would smell dreadful!!!!!!! why don't you flush it?!?!? why?!?!?!
Cause he said it would clog the toilet.
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don't wait until it piles up! flush multiple times. Once after the first squeeze. Once after final squeeze and first wipe. Then wipe again and flush. How much turd do you have? and how much paper do you use?!?!?!
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your girlfriend uses pads? gross.
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      06-28-2010, 02:14 PM   #10
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you're weird dude
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      06-28-2010, 02:17 PM   #11
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your girlfriend uses pads? gross.
Yeah man... pads are for fat chicks...
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      06-28-2010, 02:19 PM   #12
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i only use 2 squares per wipe so i'm straight. no shit on my fingers, no clogs, and it saves paper
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i only use 2 squares per wipe so i'm straight. no shit on my fingers, no clogs, and it saves paper
i dont how people do that, i must wrap the paper four times around my hand before i proceed to wipe

and i wipe 3 times, i go through a lot of shit paper
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Developed country = flush it
Developing country = toss it


In CA alot or our 'brothers' from the south still throw their nasty sh*t rags in the trash cans (construction industry), JUST FLUSH IT, WE HAVE PLUMBING HERE!!!
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      06-28-2010, 02:31 PM   #15
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your girlfriend uses pads? gross.
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i dont how people do that, i must wrap the paper four times around my hand before i proceed to wipe

and i wipe 3 times, i go through a lot of shit paper
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      06-28-2010, 02:33 PM   #16
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First of all, you don't need to use a bail of toilet paper to wipe your ass. If you are shitting/wiping enough to clog the toilet every time you shit either aren't using it right, you need to alter your diet, or you need to see a doctor....

Second of all, if you are afraid of touching your own asshole you can wipe/flush multiple times as mentioned earlier.



And x 11tybillion on the developing country/developed country. When I was working in LA all of our warehouse workers were imigrants (El Salvador/Mexico, etc.) and they all just threw their shit paper into a can next to the toilet. Fucking hot-ass SF Valley warehouse bathroom (no HVAC), you can only imagine what it used to smell like in there.


Oddly, when I went to Cabo and stayed at a nice resort every stall still had the little can next to the toilet. AFAIK no used toilet paper in those though.




Personally, I think you are into scat play. There is no reason any sane person would wipe their ass and then throw it in the can and stare at it while simultaneiously posting about it on 1addicts.

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dude...this isn't mexico. you can flush your shit tickets down the toilet.
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Is that even legal?
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      06-28-2010, 02:44 PM   #19
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i flush mine doesn't it smell when you just toss in in the garbage?
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      06-28-2010, 02:54 PM   #21
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Who the fuck throws shit covered toiled paper in the trash can? lol
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