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      06-24-2010, 02:48 AM   #1
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I got a cup of coffee in China, hilarity ensues.

So I am in China right now and I bought a cup of coffee today, paid for it and never got it, here's what happened.

Today I was walking around the city and had to take a shit. I found a little coffee shop with clean bathrooms on the 2nd floor, the floor is made of loose wood planks and no customers on the 2nd floor, perfect.

There's a sign that said "don't throw toilet papers in the toilet because it will clog." So I proceed to take my shit, and it was the BIGGEST fucking doo doo I've ever seen, after the first wave, I felt a second wave coming, but being the nice guy that I am, I didn't want to clog their shit, so I hipptie hopped to the next stall to finish the round.

So now we got 2 toilets filled to the brim with alcohie shit, and I flushed 1 and without looking, walked over and flushed the 2nd one. By the time I got back to the 1st toilet, doo doo water was overflowing on the the bathroom floor, and I looked at the 2nd stall, more doo doo water coming out. I fucking clogged both.

Anyone that's been to China b4 knows they have these raised single stall bathroom platforms and any water overflow will just trickle down the platform. So I am like fuck, I feel hella bad. I quietly walked down the stairs and bought a coffee to go even tho I didn't want 1 because I felt bad.

So I ordered the coffee and I am waiting for it, and all of a sudden I hear a waitress go, "hey why is the roof leaking?" There was a stead stream of shit water leaking onto the cashier counter, coffee machiens, hallways, fucking everywhere, the cashier was catching the water with her hands I can only persume to check what kind of water it is. All that came out of my mouth was "o my fuck" and I pretended to get a call and booked it...without my coffee.

True story.
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      06-24-2010, 02:55 AM   #2
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      06-24-2010, 03:00 AM   #3
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LOL, great stuff.
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      06-24-2010, 03:01 AM   #4
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Good story, would read again.
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LOL great story
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Wow, what a story. Wow.

LMAO
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wtf, that bad?

Where in China are you?
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How long after that did you laugh?
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The fucked up part is, we're getting a storm system right now, so it rains here and there throughout the day, so it will probably take them a long time to figure out it's not rain water.

I am in GuangZhou right now, I'll be in Shanghai starting tomorrow.
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How long after that did you laugh?
right after "o my fuck"
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The fucked up part is, we're getting a storm system right now, so it rains here and there throughout the day, so it will probably take them a long time to figure out it's not rain water.

I am in GuangZhou right now, I'll be in Shanghai starting tomorrow.




All over the coffee machines....damn....
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i love you samwoo2go
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That is hilarious... I wouldn't have drank the shitty coffee either...
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Oh dear God....HAHAAHAHAHA.
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Dude... did you take some colon blow? I've never heard of anyone filling two toilets!



Epic story though.
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This is actually a cool story. Thanks Bro!
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Dude... did you take some colon blow? I've never heard of anyone filling two toilets!



Epic story though.
how I am able to fill 2 toilets was due to a variety of factors, including a hooker and a trick called the "dragon drill" but that's a whole another story.
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how I am able to fill 2 toilets was due to a variety of factors, including a hooker and a trick called the "dragon drill" but that's a whole another story.
LOL WUT?

Must have had a hell of a tongue.
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"HE PAID for a tranny!!!"
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damn, clogged two toilets at the same time?! i cant even clog one!
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