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      06-13-2010, 11:04 PM   #89
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Going out to a pub with your friends and getting a pint in one of those fucking plastic cups.

I mean I'm already paying 4x retail for beer and now you want to put it in a fucking plastic cup....?

Biggest fail was recently at my buddy's bachelor party when we attempted to cap off the night with a set of irish car-bombs (old college crew tradition). Except the fucking shot "floated" when I dropped it into my plastic cup of Guinness. We all had to poke them down with our fingers... What a waste.

IMO, If you can't afford glasses for all of your patrons, then you shouldn't allow them into your bar.
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Going out to a pub with your friends and getting a pint in one of those fucking plastic cups.

I mean I'm already paying 4x retail for beer and now you want to put it in a fucking plastic cup....?

Biggest fail was recently at my buddy's bachelor party when we attempted to cap off the night with a set of irish car-bombs (old college crew tradition). Except the fucking shot "floated" when I dropped it into my plastic cup of Guinness. We all had to poke them down with our fingers... What a waste.

IMO, If you can't afford glasses for all of your patrons, then you shouldn't allow them into your bar.
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Why do giant fat bitches always have 17 kids?

And I hate guys who wear short sleeve buttn ups with ties
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Why do giant fat bitches always have 17 kids?

And I hate guys who wear short sleeve buttn ups with ties

1. Welfare. The more you pop out, the more food stamps you get to buy Diet Rite and Zebra Cakes.

2. Yeah, hipsters... whatev.
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People who waste my time. That covers slow drivers, people who show up at the post office with shit not packed or labeled and stand there doing it at the counter, people who take long enough at a drive-up ATM to open a home loan, people who walk side-by-side down a sidewalk at a snail's pace, etc, etc, etc.

Now mind you, I'm not proud of myself for this. I know it's self-centered of me to feel this way and I wish things like this didn't bother me at all. But they do and I can't change it.

A close second peeve is when someone disregards my right to peace and quiet in my own home. When the dipshit across the street behind my house rides his muffler-less ATV around the dirt track that makes up his front yard, I can't hear my own TV even with the doors and windows closed. I don't know how he's not gone deaf by now.
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Thanks for that, i almost pissed my pants. I stopped going to movies years ago thanks to popcorn hoovering whales like that. I must have snapped on a thousand of those retards. How about there's no fucking liquid left in your coke pail, so stop sucking on that straw asshole!

I have a million pet peeves. Body Odor may be the biggest. Obviously many are not aware of the discoveries made in the last century with regards to deodorant, and if that not bad enough lets wear the same shirt for a month. I always make a point of saying "someone stinks" as loud as possible when a stinker is present.


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      06-14-2010, 12:59 PM   #96
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not all of them made it out
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Poor bastard had popcorn crumbs littered all over the great expanse of salmon colored tarp that was his shirt.
. I just don't understand obese people. They're like that by choice, obviously, but man, if you care about yourself, I'd imagine at 20 or 30 pounds overweight, any intelligent person would put a stop to that right there. It's not only how you look (ridiculous), but it affects your health, your marriage/relationship, your work... everything you do. Or can't do: they can't even play a sport for more than a few seconds. Can't imagine living like that. And yes, keeping yourself in shape is not easy, especially as we grow older, but geez, there's no excuse for being overweight IMO. And even if they have any 'legitimate' medical reason, seek help when you're having a hard time shedding weight, not when you're a freaking whale.

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People who are constantly late. It pisses me off so much my blood pressure rises just thinking about it.
It's rude as hell indeed (and a complete lack of respect IMO), especially if the perpetrator () doesn't even call before the appointment to apologize he's being late.

And all the mentioned driving pet-peeves are so true. I just learned to be patient, or I'd be nuts by now. Entertaining thread .
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      06-14-2010, 01:16 PM   #98
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I hate people who yell at the screen in the movie theater (no offense, black people ).
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      06-14-2010, 01:44 PM   #99
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I hate obese people period, food stains all over the their shirts bc they are to lazy to move towards the table when taking a bite
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      06-14-2010, 01:45 PM   #100
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Dude they can't move towards the table because their stomachs are in the way. The food just gets lost en route to their mouths since it takes like 6 seconds to get there.
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People who waste my time. That covers slow drivers, people who show up at the post office with shit not packed or labeled and stand there doing it at the counter, people who take long enough at a drive-up ATM to open a home loan, people who walk side-by-side down a sidewalk at a snail's pace, etc, etc, etc.

Now mind you, I'm not proud of myself for this. I know it's self-centered of me to feel this way and I wish things like this didn't bother me at all. But they do and I can't change it.
It's the general inconsiderate nature of people that gets me. Like the flight to Savannah where I was wedged in between to fat asses with their armpit skin resting on my shoulders! There is seriously something wrong with people who get offended because I express my displeasure of having their fat draped all over my body to the steward.

Or the time I was on my way back from my ED trip and I couldn't get out of the bathroom of the plane due the obese woman's ass was blocking the door... And then she pulled an attitude when I asked her to move. WTF?!
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      06-14-2010, 06:15 PM   #102
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It's the general inconsiderate nature of people that gets me. Like the flight to Savannah where I was wedged in between to fat asses with their armpit skin resting on my shoulders! There is seriously something wrong with people who get offended because I express my displeasure of having their fat draped all over my body to the steward.

Or the time I was on my way back from my ED trip and I couldn't get out of the bathroom of the plane due the obese woman's ass was blocking the door... And then she pulled an attitude when I asked her to move. WTF?!
Fat people need their own section in airplanes. Sorry if anyone takes offense to that, but why make other people uncomfortable?
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      06-14-2010, 06:18 PM   #103
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Fat people need their own section in airplanes. Sorry if anyone takes offense to that, but why make other people uncomfortable?
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Chicks who dont swallow.
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      06-14-2010, 07:52 PM   #105
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People who claim they have "swagger". Swagger is not good. It means you're a pompous douche. It also means you don't know what the word swagger means. If you have "swagger" you're probably a jerk that nobody likes.


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swag·ger   [swag-er] Show IPA
–verb (used without object)
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to walk or strut with a defiant or insolent air.
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to boast or brag noisily.
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to bring, drive, force, etc., by blustering.
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swaggering manner, conduct, or walk; ostentatious display of arrogance and conceit.
Furthermore, Kanye likes fish sticks.

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      06-14-2010, 08:46 PM   #106
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+10000000. Thankfully every chick I've been with has done so.
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      06-14-2010, 09:39 PM   #108
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Eh...slightly overrated
Definitely not srs.

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