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      06-12-2010, 06:11 PM   #67
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i was behind a civic today at a red light, light turns green he floors it, clearly i got in the next lane over and blew by him, when i went past him he seriously looked sad that he couldnt keep up. WTF did you expect dude? I hate dumbasses that think their shit cars are rocket ships.
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People who take two parking spaces on city streets or parking lots.
There are two douchebags in my parking garage who do this. One has a POS ugly Maserati and he always parks at an angle, taking up two whole spaces. I have a plan for this one: I'm going match his angle on both sides (my car and a friend), making sure to park extremely close so neither the passenger or driver doors can be opened, and leave a note along the lines of, "It looks like douchebag is contagious, now everyone wants to park like you." Perhaps it will be more insulting, or use more vulgar language, I dunno, but whoever this person is, I hate them.

The other guy is some idiot who does the same thing with his fucking TSX.
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i was behind a civic today at a red light, light turns green he floors it, clearly i got in the next lane over and blew by him, when i went past him he seriously looked sad that he couldnt keep up. WTF did you expect dude? I hate dumbasses that think their shit cars are rocket ships.
Easy there, guy. You drive a 128 which is actually slower than v6 accord coupe, and would lose to many a civic. You're not driving a ferrari, maybe the guy was just trying to go where he needed to be.
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Easy there, guy. You drive a 128 which is actually slower than v6 accord coupe, and would lose to many a civic. You're not driving a ferrari, maybe the guy was just trying to go where he needed to be.
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      06-13-2010, 01:52 AM   #76
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Easy there, guy. You drive a 128 which is actually slower than v6 accord coupe, and would lose to many a civic. You're not driving a ferrari, maybe the guy was just trying to go where he needed to be.
Its a pet peeve thread no? Also youre telling me people in beaten down crappy ass ricer cars that think they are top shit on the road dont bother you? Shit drives me nuts thats all i was sayin.
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i was behind a civic today at a red light, light turns green he floors it, clearly i got in the next lane over and blew by him, when i went past him he seriously looked sad that he couldnt keep up. WTF did you expect dude? I hate dumbasses that think their shit cars are rocket ships.
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Easy there, guy. You drive a 128 which is actually slower than v6 accord coupe, and would lose to many a civic. You're not driving a ferrari, maybe the guy was just trying to go where he needed to be.
Coming from a dude in a G37S (which isn't a slow car y any means) ROFL. That was classic.
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As soon as I got stuck in it yesterday, I told myself I would post that in this thread.
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Its a pet peeve thread no? Also youre telling me people in beaten down crappy ass ricer cars that think they are top shit on the road dont bother you? Shit drives me nuts thats all i was sayin.
It's not a pet peeve if you whip around the guy that takes off, most likely oblivious to the presense of a supercar behind him. What you're saying is that any driver without a blue/white roundel on his car should just go park somewhere and take the metro, as he's clearly not good enough to drive on the same road as you. And yes, it's a pet peeve thread, so let me tie this into mine: I can't stand people who look to other drivers in order to determine their driving style. Not everyone's racing you. I blow by z06's all the time, mostly because I'm pretty much always late, and also because they are cruising and I'm rolling the dice with the cops. If I'm cruising and someone blows my doors off going 30 over, i'll just quietly mutter "what a jackass" and keep going, like I didn't just do the same thing 2 hours prior with a "GTFOMW" face.
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It's not a pet peeve if you whip around the guy that takes off, most likely oblivious to the presense of a supercar behind him. What you're saying is that any driver without a blue/white roundel on his car should just go park somewhere and take the metro, as he's clearly not good enough to drive on the same road as you. And yes, it's a pet peeve thread, so let me tie this into mine: I can't stand people who look to other drivers in order to determine their driving style. Not everyone's racing you. I blow by z06's all the time, mostly because I'm pretty much always late, and also because they are cruising and I'm rolling the dice with the cops. If I'm cruising and someone blows my doors off going 30 over, i'll just quietly mutter "what a jackass" and keep going, like I didn't just do the same thing 2 hours prior with a "GTFOMW" face.
really thats what i'm saying? Ok man forget it im not going to get into an argument with you about this. Its not really a big deal and im really not sure what youre trying to do, but since you dont have a roundel you shouldnt even be talking to me... right?
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really thats what i'm saying? Ok man forget it im not going to get into an argument with you about this. Its not really a big deal and im really not sure what youre trying to do, but since you dont have a roundel you shouldnt even be talking to me... right?
Lol...
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when im trying to play some modern warfare 2 and there is always some douchebags purposely trying to piss everyone off by making random noises and trying to get on everyone's nerves. and those who legit think theyre all that when calling in nukes and then bragging about it when the game is over and talking about how 'beastly' they did.... annoying pricks
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really thats what i'm saying? Ok man forget it im not going to get into an argument with you about this. Its not really a big deal and im really not sure what youre trying to do, but since you dont have a roundel you shouldnt even be talking to me... right?
His car IS faster than yours, though. Badge whorism doesn't apply here
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Ok, for all of you that don't like that this may have been discussed before, don't participate. I was venting and that's that. I just saw Prince of Persia and some wide body sat directly behind me and shook his giant trough of popcorn every 5 seconds. During the 5 seconds in between, I could hear him chewing his cud over the sounds of the movie. I finally turned around and politely told him to close his fucking mouth when he chews and if he must persist in shuffling his popcorn to do it only when the movie was loud. Poor bastard had popcorn crumbs littered all over the great expanse of salmon colored tarp that was his shirt. God, I need to switch to decaf or something...
Thanks for that, i almost pissed my pants. I stopped going to movies years ago thanks to popcorn hoovering whales like that. I must have snapped on a thousand of those retards. How about there's no fucking liquid left in your coke pail, so stop sucking on that straw asshole!

I have a million pet peeves. Body Odor may be the biggest. Obviously many are not aware of the discoveries made in the last century with regards to deodorant, and if that not bad enough lets wear the same shirt for a month. I always make a point of saying "someone stinks" as loud as possible when a stinker is present.
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