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      06-10-2010, 10:03 PM   #1
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How long would you last with her in bed???

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      06-10-2010, 10:08 PM   #2
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I've always wanted to fuck her.

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i'd tell her to get outta bed and make me a sandwich
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Id just tell her to get her ghetto ass out out
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Thickness feels good to me and my hands aren't that big.
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wait what? are you gay?
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Ke$ha is ghetto

but I'd still PIITB
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I think everyone would look gross in those get ups lol

she looks pretty decent in the picture I put up
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I wouldn't last every long.
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wait what? are you gay?
I didn't think so Sorry to be a buzz kill, but there are a lot of beautiful women who are disgusting because of their attitude. This one is hot, but I don't think I could stand her for very long...
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you all take it as if you are going to date them???? Who gives a FVUK about the personality.... We are all (mostly) dudes, and have one goal in mind...
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you all take it as if you are going to date them???? Who gives a FVUK about the personality.... We are all (mostly) dudes, and have one goal in mind...
Good point. A ball gag can do wonders for a bad attitude.
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i wouldn't be in bed with her in the first place
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