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      06-10-2010, 11:37 AM   #89
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      06-10-2010, 02:37 PM   #90
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Lol this was meant to troll for hilarious responses. Mission accomplished. Good stuff.
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      06-10-2010, 02:44 PM   #91
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Lol this was meant to troll for hilarious responses. Mission accomplished. Good stuff.
Did you talk to the chick though?
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Did you talk to the chick though?
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Ahh my post disappeared. I was "late" sat next to where she would sit, then some fat bitch sits in her seat. Says something to me, and I go blahgngs, im hungover. she comes in 20 minutes late looking hot as hell and I frowned. I was like NO!!!! Lol then during the break I ran to get coffee and she went to the pisser. I got back late as balls. Then after class she took her sweet ass time packing up and then I got bombarded by a couple of people and I was socially forced to walk out with them...


I did however get this redhead chick's number, but my ginger fetish is wearing off.
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      06-10-2010, 03:13 PM   #94
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Ahh my post disappeared. I was "late" sat next to where she would sit, then some fat bitch sits in her seat. Says something to me, and I go blahgngs, im hungover. she comes in 20 minutes late looking hot as hell and I frowned. I was like NO!!!! Lol then during the break I ran to get coffee and she went to the pisser. I got back late as balls. Then after class she took her sweet ass time packing up and then I got bombarded by a couple of people and I was socially forced to walk out with them...


I did however get this redhead chick's number, but my ginger fetish is wearing off.
Maybe she reads OT and knew you were coming in late.
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      06-10-2010, 03:21 PM   #95
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Maybe she reads OT and knew you were coming in late.
Lol probably so!!! It's secretly Sara.

Nah I was pissed, and I was hungover as well.
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      06-10-2010, 04:39 PM   #96
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Ahh my post disappeared. I was "late" sat next to where she would sit, then some fat bitch sits in her seat. Says something to me, and I go blahgngs, im hungover. she comes in 20 minutes late looking hot as hell and I frowned. I was like NO!!!! Lol then during the break I ran to get coffee and she went to the pisser. I got back late as balls. Then after class she took her sweet ass time packing up and then I got bombarded by a couple of people and I was socially forced to walk out with them...


I did however get this redhead chick's number, but my ginger fetish is wearing off.
Why not tell said people to go fuck themselves, you've got business to take care of? If you're friends with them, they'll understand. If they're just acquaintances, fido and get some new friends later.
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Lol you fail!!! When I receive a new PM, I get a pop up alert. Therefore it's possible for me to know you didn't send anything without being homosex.
OMFGROFL. You two this part of this thread has me ROLLING. oh my goodness.


This is a great thread for this. Every man should know about the ladder theory and the zone of pain.




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      06-10-2010, 05:31 PM   #98
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Dude, econ is a haven for hot chicks compared to the engin classes....
That is enormously sad.
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*Come in late and sit next to her*

You: "Hey, I didn't miss anything too important did I?" -> (Come in maybe 10 minutes late, pretend like your a bit busy unpacking while you ask the question)

Her: replies with some blah blah blah.

You: "Alright well thanks, ----? I didn't catch your name?" -> Proceed to introduce yourself. Talk about some bullshit about how summer is coming soon. Tell her about how you're so stoked for some shit you didn't plan yet but tell it to her like you already planned that shit. Ask her what she's doing. Invite her out to something over summer.

Fap Fap Fap.
Don't just proceed to introduce yourself. You ask her for her name, pause and don't say anything, and wait and see if she asks you for your name. If she doesn't and proceeds to do her own thing or looks away, then she's not interested and you move on. Don't just throw yourself at her.

To the OP, the less you talk about yourself the better. Ask her questions that require thinking and to which she can't just simply answer yes or no. Keep the conversation short. Make sure you ask for her phone number at the end of the conversation. If she's interested she'll give it to you. If not, tell her it's nice talking to her and you move on.

And whatever you do, don't compliment her on her looks.

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      06-10-2010, 09:09 PM   #101
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Don't just proceed to introduce yourself. You ask her for her name, pause and don't say anything, and wait and see if she asks you for your name. If she doesn't and proceeds to do her own thing or looks away, then she's not interested and you move on. Don't just throw yourself at her.

To the OP, the less you talk about yourself the better. Ask her questions that require thinking and to which she can't just simply answer yes or no. Keep the conversation short. Make sure you ask for her phone number at the end of the conversation. If she's interested she'll give it to you. If not, tell her it's nice talking to her and you move on.

And whatever you do, don't compliment her on her looks.
What about her boobs?

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      06-10-2010, 11:51 PM   #102
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      06-11-2010, 12:19 AM   #103
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      06-11-2010, 03:27 AM   #104
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Don't just proceed to introduce yourself. You ask her for her name, pause and don't say anything, and wait and see if she asks you for your name. If she doesn't and proceeds to do her own thing or looks away, then she's not interested and you move on. Don't just throw yourself at her.

To the OP, the less you talk about yourself the better. Ask her questions that require thinking and to which she can't just simply answer yes or no. Keep the conversation short. Make sure you ask for her phone number at the end of the conversation. If she's interested she'll give it to you. If not, tell her it's nice talking to her and you move on.

And whatever you do, don't compliment her on her looks.
Good point. I think that works better. (no sarcasm btw)

Then what? She asks you for you name and you follow up with some intricate deep question for a girl you just met?
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I think its Dan
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Damone begins his speech.

DAMONE (CONT'D)
First of all, Rat... never let on
how much you like a girl.

Damone turns to the cardboard cutout of Debbie
Harry to demonstrate.

DAMONE (CONT'D)
(disinterested)
Oh. Hi.
(turns back to The Rat) )
Two. Always call the shots.

He turns to Debbie Harry, who looks on with an
inviting cardboard smile.

DAMONE (CONT'D)
Kiss me.
(to The Rat)
Three. Act like wherever you are,
that's the place to be.
(to Debbie Harry;
debonair) )
Isn't this great?
(to The Rat)
Four. When ordering food, find out
what she wants and then order for
both of you... it's a classy move.
(to Debbie Harry; Cary
Grant)
And the lady will have...
(to The Rat)
Five. And this is most important.
When you get down to making out,
whenever possible, put on the first
side of Led Zeppelin IV.
(to Debbie Harry;
seductive)
Why don't you put this tape on? It
sounds great in the back of my
van... why don't we listen from
there?

ANGLE ON DEBBIE HARRY

with the same inviting smile.

DAMONE (CONT'D)
And that is how you talk to a girl,
Rat. Voila. You can't miss.

THE RAT
I think I've got it. Once I get
going, I'll be okay. But... how do
I get started? I mean, I hardly
know her.

DAMONE
You wuss. It's no problem. One
person says something to the other
and that's how it starts...
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LMAO @ the tags for this thread

"aonarch = no game, aonarch eats dicks, aonarch is a pedo, aonarch is a tranny, aonarch is a virgin, aonarch is conceited, aonarch is hung, baviii's not black, op banged your mom, piitb"

LMAO
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That tag ends up on every thread, somehow
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LMAO @ the tags for this thread

"aonarch = no game, aonarch eats dicks, aonarch is a pedo, aonarch is a tranny, aonarch is a virgin, aonarch is conceited, aonarch is hung, baviii's not black, op banged your mom, piitb"

LMAO
No more tags...
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Just go up and talk to her. You have NOTHING to lose.

Be confident, feel the moment, look at her body language, her facial expressions (if she starts looking freaked out from your demeanor, pull back, if she likes it, continue).

"Let's grab a coffee"

"Let's see a movie"

"Want to grab a quick bite?"

"Where are you from?"

Anything and everything works...

Again, be confident and just go talk to her. If she's noticing you one-bit in class, you've already fucked her.

Like Sun Tzu said, "Every battle is won before it is ever fought."

You have NADA to lose, think about it this way, if there are 10 chicks and speak to each one, probabibility says that you get 5-6 numbers and end up banging 2-3 of them. It's all math, numbers - there's always an answer.

Now go talk to her and stop sending Dan in PA pictures of your dick. LOL
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