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      03-10-2011, 10:28 PM   #89
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Read some books. Get advice. I've been options trading since I was a teen and am now a multi-millionaire. Seriously, no matter if you triple your money by the end of the month it wouldn't matter unless you have some sort of financial education. And I've been making money shorting stocks and buying put options. I'd long CSCO right now though. It's trading at 52 week lows and the company's prospectus shows it'll go up eventually. Whatever you do, don't get too involved with penny stocks. Ive been trading and investing for years and all i can say is those tempting stocks are so risky! I bought one called CPOW and I'm losing thousands, it's value has gone down 55% since I purchased it. Haha. Oh well. Just get some financial education first and professional advice IMHO. Good luck and tell us what you'll do!
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Haha. It's $200,000, yes? I've already spent $100,000 on an X5M... I'm still a really young guy so I'm not a multi-millionaire yet and cannot afford that one yet. It's still an amazing car (the 5.2 R8)
you became a multi-millionare in 2-3 weeks?

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      03-10-2011, 10:28 PM   #90
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      03-10-2011, 10:34 PM   #91
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      03-10-2011, 10:37 PM   #92
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the cleanest quickest most massive solid shit ever where you feel like you could feast afterwards because it freed up so much space, and you look at your shit in the toilet and wonder how that didn't hurt as it came out
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      03-10-2011, 10:48 PM   #93
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      03-10-2011, 11:00 PM   #95
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      03-10-2011, 11:41 PM   #97
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the cleanest quickest most massive solid shit ever where you feel like you could feast afterwards because it freed up so much space, and you look at your shit in the toilet and wonder how that didn't hurt as it came out

Until you take a shit just like that, look in the bowl and see nothing, not even a streak! Then you go to wipe, and again nothing!

Most excellent poop.
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      03-10-2011, 11:45 PM   #98
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Until you take a shit just like that, look in the bowl and see nothing, not even a streak! Then you go to wipe, and again nothing!

Most excellent poop.
i believe you are referring to a Gold Medal a shit soo good and perfect that you dont even have to wipe
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      03-10-2011, 11:56 PM   #99
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      03-10-2011, 11:57 PM   #100
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      03-11-2011, 12:06 AM   #101
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      03-11-2011, 12:28 AM   #102
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pissing after holding it in until you are about to pee yourself
ditto. or sh1tting after holding it. one time on my way to work and i needed to sh1t so bad, stucked on the crowed street car for half an hour. when i got to my office, it felt like fwcking heaven. LOL
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      03-11-2011, 01:09 AM   #103
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      03-11-2011, 01:17 AM   #104
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      03-11-2011, 01:46 AM   #105
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      03-11-2011, 09:04 AM   #106
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i feel like im the only OT regular that doesnt recognize anything significant by dan. pretty sure i skipped over most of his posts for no particular reason
He was a neutral guy, didn't seek attention/altercations like other retards here, troll or not.

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Wrecking said vehicle.

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Not caring what the thing was that went past your leg after jumping in.

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      03-11-2011, 10:10 AM   #108
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      03-11-2011, 10:49 AM   #109
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Wife gone, kid gone and just me, the dog, a sixer of Stella and Jackass 3 on a Friday night. Can't f'n wait.....

A real good sneeze. Can't get enough them.

Driving the car after a good wash.

Getting pole position at a stoplight with nothing but open road in front of you.

Lining up with someone you don't know who wants to challenge you to a quick race.

Stepping off the plane to start your vacation.

All you can eat and drink.

Good workout.
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      03-11-2011, 10:59 AM   #110
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Wife gone, kid gone and just me, the dog, a sixer of Stella and Jackass 3 on a Friday night. Can't f'n wait.....

A real good sneeze. Can't get enough them.

Driving the car after a good wash.

Getting pole position at a stoplight with nothing but open road in front of you.

Lining up with someone you don't know who wants to challenge you to a quick race.

Stepping off the plane to start your vacation.

All you can eat and drink.

Good workout.
This guy has the best shit so far! I can agree with all of them. Except the first one. And probably the last one.



AND he's got a 1M on order. Like a boss.
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