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      05-31-2010, 04:35 PM   #45
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and showing the table what you bluffed with
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      05-31-2010, 04:56 PM   #46
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      05-31-2010, 05:08 PM   #47
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      05-31-2010, 06:36 PM   #48
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      05-31-2010, 06:54 PM   #49
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Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great
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      05-31-2010, 06:59 PM   #50
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      05-31-2010, 07:00 PM   #51
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Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great
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      05-31-2010, 07:27 PM   #52
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      05-31-2010, 07:37 PM   #53
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Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great
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Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.

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      05-31-2010, 08:54 PM   #54
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      05-31-2010, 08:55 PM   #55
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Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.
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      05-31-2010, 11:06 PM   #57
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      05-31-2010, 11:08 PM   #58
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      06-01-2010, 12:54 AM   #59
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      06-01-2010, 12:57 AM   #60
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      06-01-2010, 01:01 AM   #61
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      06-01-2010, 01:13 AM   #62
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      06-01-2010, 01:18 AM   #63
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      06-01-2010, 01:58 AM   #64
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slowrolling the nuts when an idiot goes all in before and after you call him. and get up and start screaming,dancing,celebrating,
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      06-01-2010, 02:14 AM   #65
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whoa dude, keep posting, it's really entertaining
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      06-01-2010, 02:15 AM   #66
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no really, your posts are so cool and edgy man. they should remove the 35 second post rule just so you can post stuff non-stop
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