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      05-05-2010, 09:26 AM   #1
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Public Service Announcement.......

This is very important we need to stop the spread of this disease.

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
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That made me laugh.

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That shit was dumb. Not because it's particularly offensive to my policital view, but mostly because it's poorly written and tries too hard to be funny.
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      05-05-2010, 11:16 AM   #4
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I lol'd a bit.
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That shit was dumb. Not because it's particularly offensive to my policital view, but mostly because it's poorly written and tries too hard to be funny.
What's funny is that you call something like that out for "trying to be too funny". haha.

Yea, no shit, the whole thing is a joke built on wordplay, but funny nonetheless.

I thought it was clever; of course if someone came out with something pro-Obama, I wouldn't think it was so clever. So is life, so is politics.
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What's funny is that you call something like that out for "trying to be too funny". haha.

Yea, no shit, the whole thing is a joke built on wordplay, but funny nonetheless.

I thought it was clever; of course if someone came out with something pro-Obama, I wouldn't think it was so clever. So is life, so is politics.
I didn't say it was trying to be too funny. That would imply that it was funny to begin with. It was trying too hard to be funny, which it wasn't. It's not wordplay when you have to read it in redneck English to understand what the fuck is going on.
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No humor here, nothing to see, move along please...
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No humor here, nothing to see, move along please...
Of course it's not funny if you don't agree with it.

If the same joke had come out about Bush, you would have laughed and the conservatives would have harrumphed.

Fortunately for me, I can't stand politicians for the most part, so all these jokes are funny.
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Of course it's not funny if you don't agree with it.

If the same joke had come out about Bush, you would have laughed and the conservatives would have harrumphed.

Fortunately for me, I can't stand politicians for the most part, so all these jokes are funny.
+1. Too many people get their panties in a knot over harmless jokes.
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No humor here, nothing to see, move along please...
Just truth shrouded under a veil of satire, right?
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Just truth shrouded under a veil of satire, right?
No, just saying that I didn't find it that funny. If you want to say it's truth, you'd have to explain that to me.
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I chuckled. A lot better done than that other email thing that ended up as a quality of life shit sling (thanks in no small part to yours truly)
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Fortunately for me, I can't stand politicians for the most part
Wow after that initial thread I didn't think I'd find myself agreeing with as much as I have, first Gretsky, now politicians...
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No, just saying that I didn't find it that funny. If you want to say it's truth, you'd have to explain that to me.
I've made myself clear enough over the past year without giving you fodder to tell me that I'm wrong because of this or that technicality or that my moral compass is pointing in the wrong direction.

There's been enough threads on this board in the past 6 months to fill up the BP dome, and you think that I'm going to step into the flaming inferno and give you a detailed response (which has been covered ad nauseam in other various threads) to a very generalized (albeit truthful, at least in my eyes) satire as to why I do not think Barack Obama and his policies have any place in this country?

No thank you, I can call it truth without wasting my time explaining something to you that you aren't even going to consider agreeing with and probably won't even read entirely before becoming distracted because you've set your Obama screensaver to come on too often
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I've made myself clear enough over the past year without giving you fodder to tell me that I'm wrong because of this or that technicality or that my moral compass is pointing in the wrong direction.

There's been enough threads on this board in the past 6 months to fill up the BP dome, and you think that I'm going to step into the flaming inferno and give you a detailed response (which has been covered ad nauseam in other various threads) to a very generalized (albeit truthful, at least in my eyes) satire as to why I do not think Barack Obama and his policies have any place in this country?

No thank you, I can call it truth without wasting my time explaining something to you that you aren't even going to consider agreeing with and probably won't even read entirely before becoming distracted because you've set your Obama screensaver to come on too often
Ahhh isn't truthiness great
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Ahhh isn't truthiness great
And your response is a word coined by Colbert.

I won't even dignify that with a further comment, except to say that my position isn't supported solely by my gut.
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ITT: Republicans failing to be clever and butthurt democrats.
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