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      04-29-2010, 10:58 AM   #1
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      04-29-2010, 11:15 AM   #2
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      04-29-2010, 12:16 PM   #3
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Nice, great info. Man, 80mph limits in Texas and Arizona, I need to move there.
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      04-29-2010, 12:17 PM   #4
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Nice, great info. Man, 80mph limits in Texas and Arizona, I need to move there.
in a BMW 80 is 45...i need a 110 speed limit
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find a rabbit. i do that a lot actually.
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      04-29-2010, 01:30 PM   #7
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Nice, great info. Man, 80mph limits in Texas and Arizona, I need to move there.
the only places where it's 80 in texas is along i-10 in the absolute middle of nowhere way beyond san antonio out to el paso. most everywhere else is 70, whereas most interstates in cities range anywhere from 55-65.
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so if i'm a cop....after i pull someone over for speeding....i'll ask him (assume the driver is male) "so you have a small penis eh?".....
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      04-29-2010, 01:39 PM   #9
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Once, I was driving backt to Midland Odessa from Carlsbad NM at about 95 MPH, when out of nowhere, an dark green Mustang 5.0 flew up behind me, changed lanes and cruised past. I nearly shat me drawers when I read the State Trooper sign on the white door, but the guy didn't even look at me. Moral of the story? In the middle of nowhere, nobody cares how fast you go
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      04-29-2010, 01:52 PM   #10
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find a rabbit. i do that a lot actually.
People usually do it to me, annoys the hell out of me, if you're going to speed take the risk like a man. Usually just go 140 till they don't try to follow anymore.
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So, who manages the penis size database, sorted by state? How exactly is the data gathered?

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      04-29-2010, 02:23 PM   #12
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So, who manages the penis size database, sorted by state? How exactly is the data gathered?

wouldnt you like to know
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wouldnt you like to know
Not really. I'm not an IT guy.
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      04-29-2010, 02:34 PM   #14
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Not really. I'm not an IT guy.
you mean OT?
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People usually do it to me, annoys the hell out of me, if you're going to speed take the risk like a man. Usually just go 140 till they don't try to follow anymore.
Usually just use cruise control but when I do rabbit, I usually would only go up to 90 or so depending on flow of traffic. I mean, flow of traffic in LA is like 70-80 so if I'm rabbiting someone, they must be going a bit faster than that. If they speed up too much, I just let them go. Unless they are trying to race MWAHAHAHA j/k


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Once, I was driving backt to Midland Odessa from Carlsbad NM at about 95 MPH, when out of nowhere, an dark green Mustang 5.0 flew up behind me, changed lanes and cruised past. I nearly shat me drawers when I read the State Trooper sign on the white door, but the guy didn't even look at me. Moral of the story? In the middle of nowhere, nobody cares how fast you go
so the mustang flew by a state trooper going 100+? Or was the mustang a state trooper?
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you mean OT?
That too.

Wait, what?
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      04-29-2010, 02:57 PM   #17
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That too.

Wait, what?
explain im not a IT guy, "I" is next to "O" so i didnt know if you meant Off Topic
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so the mustang flew by a state trooper going 100+? Or was the mustang a state trooper?



Mustang was
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Information Technology

Computer geek, database administrator, etc.
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Information Technology

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y'know, i don't think IT people would know unless it's related to their job
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jh valley manages the penis database.
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He isn't interested in how the database isn't managed because he isn't an IT guy.
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