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      09-21-2016, 11:50 AM   #1
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Funny Craigslist Ad

This is one of the funniest ads I have seen on craigslist for a BMW.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/5779050124.html
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      09-21-2016, 11:54 AM   #2
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Awesome. Love how he works in his mods into the story! The car is in great shape.
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      09-21-2016, 11:59 AM   #3
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awesome ad
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      09-21-2016, 12:24 PM   #4
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Must be fake lol for 2 grand i would snatch that thing up in a heart beat!
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      09-21-2016, 12:36 PM   #5
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Very funny and entertaining!
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      09-21-2016, 12:43 PM   #6
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You can detect right away those that are going to be shaky, and that will fall behind and those that are very hungry, and that hunger you will have to develop. You gotta create a goal for yourself whatever that may be, a short term goal and a long term goal and you gotta go after that. And if you donít see it, and if you donít believe it, who else will?
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      09-21-2016, 12:54 PM   #7
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"...road head is better."

Genius.
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      09-21-2016, 12:57 PM   #8
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I was texting with the guy and told him he should come on here! Pretty cool guy. He's actually an instructor for NASA and a car nut.
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      09-21-2016, 01:09 PM   #9
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Should read:

"Road head is the fucking best!"

Great ad. I love CL. I don't remember life before CL.
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      09-21-2016, 01:21 PM   #10
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Love it
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      09-21-2016, 01:47 PM   #11
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Ugh I wish I could have sex in target parking lots
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      09-21-2016, 02:27 PM   #12
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Ugh I wish I could have sex in target parking lots
Just have sex in movie theatre parking lots, it's much easier.
You can even have some popcorn and candy.(I prefer a cream cheese pretzel)
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Great ad. I love CL. I don't remember life before CL.
True. It was a lot harder getting hookers from the backs of smut mags.
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      09-21-2016, 03:06 PM   #14
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Must be fake lol for 2 grand i would snatch that thing up in a heart beat!
I was thinking the same thing
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      09-21-2016, 03:10 PM   #15
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Must be fake lol for 2 grand i would snatch that thing up in a heart beat!
Doubtful. Non-M E36s are cheap these days. My buddy bought a 1995 325is for $1,650 and turned it into a track car.
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      09-21-2016, 03:23 PM   #16
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      09-21-2016, 04:32 PM   #17
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Doubtful. Non-M E36s are cheap these days. My buddy bought a 1995 325is for $1,650 and turned it into a track car.
Did he put red or orange wheels on it, or is he straight?
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      09-21-2016, 05:07 PM   #18
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      09-21-2016, 06:58 PM   #19
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Doubtful. Non-M E36s are cheap these days. My buddy bought a 1995 325is for $1,650 and turned it into a track car.
Did he put red or orange wheels on it, or is he straight?
You bastard!
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