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      04-28-2010, 01:56 PM   #1
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Let me know what you guys think.

In Hershey Park there is an attraction called "The Chocolate Experience". Its takes you on moving cart through the Chocolate factory and shows you how chocolate is made, how is moves through the confection process, how its packaged and transported, etc. At the end you have an opportunity to sample different types of Chocolate, buy chocolate, even make some chocolate of your own. People just love it!!!

In Latrobe, Pennsylvania they have a similar attraction for Rolling Rock Beer. In Atlanta, Coca Cola has a similar offering.

Well, I think there would certainly be a market for another attraction...

I'm calling it, "The Doody Experience". Think about it...

Its would take you on an ass-shaped moving cart through a giant abdomen and show you, step by step, how doody is made, how it moves through the compaction process, where the stink comes from, how its packaged, transported, and eventually dumped. At the end of the tour(which would end at a big, fake, sphincter) you could sample different types of doody, buy doody related gifts and chotchkies and even make some doody of your own. People would just love it!!!

What do you think???
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      04-28-2010, 01:59 PM   #3
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you have a sick fascination with shit, you were the one who posted the take a pic of your doody thread awile ago
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      04-28-2010, 02:22 PM   #6
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you have a sick fascination with shit, you were the one who posted the take a pic of your doody thread awile ago
lmao how'd you remember that? Who the hell thinks about riding through shit?
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      04-28-2010, 03:43 PM   #13
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lmao how'd you remember that? Who the hell thinks about riding through shit?
it came back to me with this thread, and his avatar, and his name
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lmao how'd you remember that? Who the hell thinks about riding through shit?
i remembered it too, OP seems to be a little...odd
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i remembered it too, OP seems to be a little...odd
OP is the shit!
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Let me know what you guys think.

In Hershey Park there is an attraction called "The Chocolate Experience". Its takes you on moving cart through the Chocolate factory and shows you how chocolate is made, how is moves through the confection process, how its packaged and transported, etc. At the end you have an opportunity to sample different types of Chocolate, buy chocolate, even make some chocolate of your own. People just love it!!!

In Latrobe, Pennsylvania they have a similar attraction for Rolling Rock Beer. In Atlanta, Coca Cola has a similar offering.

Well, I think there would certainly be a market for another attraction...

I'm calling it, "The Doody Experience". Think about it...

Its would take you on an ass-shaped moving cart through a giant abdomen and show you, step by step, how doody is made, how it moves through the compaction process, where the stink comes from, how its packaged, transported, and eventually dumped. At the end of the tour(which would end at a big, fake, sphincter) you could sample different types of doody, buy doody related gifts and chotchkies and even make some doody of your own. People would just love it!!!

What do you think???
I would suggest you make the cart into doody shaped, it makes more sense for the doody to travel, instead of the ass.
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