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      04-27-2010, 11:32 AM   #1
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      04-27-2010, 11:45 AM   #2
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!
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Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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      04-27-2010, 02:06 PM   #4
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Yo mama's so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3e8 m/s.

Eh, I had a physics exam today.
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Hey ...Hey ...Hey ...This is not a "Yo Mama" thread.

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      04-27-2010, 03:47 PM   #6
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      04-27-2010, 04:25 PM   #7
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From my drunken escapades I have learned the following. I don't know if they're just hungry or what, but fat girls give amazing head.
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      04-27-2010, 05:12 PM   #8
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From my drunken escapades I have learned the following. I don't know if they're just hungry or what, but fat girls give amazing head.
probably because you were so drunk you forgot you fucked another fat chick right before and your dick tastes like fried chicken
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We have a party system to prevent accidental fat-girl (or homoerotic) encounters while intoxicated. Guys know it but girls don't. At a party as people come through the door you hand all guys a white or blue glow stick necklace. Fat or nasty-looking girls get a yellow glow stick and the hot girls get a red one. When you get hammered you only have to shoot for the red glow sticks.
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We have a party system to prevent accidental fat-girl (or homoerotic) encounters while intoxicated. Guys know it but girls don't. At a party as people come through the door you hand all guys a white or blue glow stick necklace. Fat or nasty-looking girls get a yellow glow stick and the hot girls get a red one. When you get hammered you only have to shoot for the red glow sticks.
how about do what i do, if there is a hopping party with a shit ton of hot chicks, i drink enough to get a buzz and ACT more drunk than i am so the girls feel like i will "forget" anything that happens, wham bam boda bing never see her again
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That's an option, but its easy to get carried away on the alcohol sometimes. It's a failsafe, not a score-system.
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      04-27-2010, 06:03 PM   #12
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That's an option, but its easy to get carried away on the alcohol sometimes. It's a failsafe, not a score-system.
the whole reason girls go to clubs or parties is to get laid, or drink, most of the time just get laid...

reason? bc girls are insecure about themselves even if they are pretty hott, being drunk makes them think we wont judge or better yet even remember...so just appear drunk, not screaming on top of tables, just fake stumble and grab her to hold you up etc...and your in the bag as long as you dont step on your dick

if you are TOOOO drunk, your dick wont work anyways and you wind up throwing up on yourself and not getting laid anyways, there is a fine line to walk, some are better than others
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Aaaah playing the game. Feels so good when it works out!

If your dick doesn't work, nothing a roll of tape and a popsicle stick can't fix.
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I go porking every now and then its fun, but I'm not talking that fat 20-30 lbs overweight insane tits...
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I go porking every now and then its fun, but I'm not talking that fat 20-30 lbs overweight insane tits...
suuuuurrreee, its ok just admit you like the bacon
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Fat girls aren't people.
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Ohh ok, fine fuck it I love the bacon!

My gf is 5'7" 120 and my f' buddy is 5'2" 105.

No fatties for me!
I cant wait till your gf reads this...
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I cant wait till your gf reads this...


It's gonna be like that thread on the Acura forums lol
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Fat girls aren't people.
Could be true, at least not one person. Maybe multiple.
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It's gonna be like that thread on the Acura forums lol
Epic thread.
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It's gonna be like that thread on the Acura forums lol
Lol... Yeah I know. Oh well. I'll be doing this myself
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It'll be worth the lulz.
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