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      04-07-2010, 10:53 PM   #1
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Kiss, Kill, F***

Anyone ever play this game? I used to play it with chicks in college bars all the time with pretty hilarious results.

Anyways you get the idea. Basically pick 3 people. One you'd kiss, one you'd kill, and one you'd fuck. Though this is different in a real life application, the internet has an endless supply of people.

To start the thread off: (From left to right) Kiss, Kill, Fuck.
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Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.
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Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.
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When does the hilarity come into play?

Sounds like something we would 'play' before Spin the Bottle in 5th grade.
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When does the hilarity come into play?

Sounds like something we would 'play' before Spin the Bottle in 5th grade.
exactly... this is something you play on the bus of a school field trip.
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Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.
Hey I didn't make up the rules. "Marry" is a little lame especially at some bar in college. It's a good way to run a chick off. Stage 5.

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When does the hilarity come into play?

Sounds like something we would 'play' before Spin the Bottle in 5th grade.
It's a people watching game. Like I said, in bars it's a little different. If you're with a chick basically you pick the people for them and they pick the people for you. I would always pick some ugly ass dude, usually another chick for the girl, and whoever else. The "hilarity" all depends on their reaction and the people at the bar. Usually I put my self somewhere in the mix at some point and see what they say.

Make fun of it all you want, but the chicks loved it most of the time. It was a good ice-breaker. GREAT SUCCESS!

Round 2:

Kiss Elisha Cuthbert, Kill Cesar Millan, Fuck Megan Fox
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KingOfJericho is right, it's "kill, marry, f--". The point is to identify some you'd hate, love, and lust. Kiss and f-- kinda both fall in the lust category.
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Michelle Monoghan, Nancy Pelosi, and Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Hey I didn't make up the rules. "Marry" is a little lame especially at some bar in college. It's a good way to run a chick off. Stage 5.



It's a people watching game. Like I said, in bars it's a little different. If you're with a chick basically you pick the people for them and they pick the people for you. I would always pick some ugly ass dude, usually another chick for the girl, and whoever else. The "hilarity" all depends on their reaction and the people at the bar. Usually I put my self somewhere in the mix and some point and see what they say.

Make fun of it all you want, but the chicks loved it most of the time. It was a good ice-breaker. GREAT SUCCESS!

Round 2:

Kiss Elisha Cuthbert, Kill Cesar Millan, Fuck Megan Fox

My exact thoughts.
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KingOfJericho is right, it's "kill, marry, f--". The point is to identify some you'd hate, love, and lust. Kiss and f-- kinda both fall in the lust category.
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Isn't the game called "F, Marry, Kill?" The kiss part of this game is lame. What would be the point of laying a smooch on a chick... we're not in middle school. It should be one person you'd nail once, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill.
Yes. It's definitely m, f, k.

Also, no one appears to be playing the "game" right. The point isn't for you to just pick three people that fit the categories. The point is for someone else to name three people and you then have to put each person into a category. The game is only interesting when you "play" it with friends and pick people that everyone knows and, preferrably, are present.
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Thread fail perhaps...

I still want to boik Evangeline Lilly.
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