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      04-07-2010, 10:40 PM   #1
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Wise man quote thread

some of my favorites.... everyone post theirs

"Driving a fast honda or toyota is like coming out of the closet. Everyone is surprised at first but in the end your still gay. "

"If everything seems under control, your just not going fast enough"
-Mario Andretti

"The history of the world is but the biography of great men." Thomas Carlyle

"man who runs behind car gets exhausted"

"man who runs in front of car gets tired"

"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered." - Tom Stoppard

"Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish."




and yes i got this from another forum, wanted to see what all you guys favorites were
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i was expecting yours to be in a pic
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Pain is only temporary- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I was watching him on Jay Leno and he was saying how when he first came here everyone was kinda looking down at him thinking that he would never be anything. Yet he tried harder and harder and finally got to where he is today. Then he said the quote above.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them. - Abe Lincoln

There are a few quotes that I really like but I can't recall them for the life of me.
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Pain is only temporary- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I was watching him on Jay Leno and he was saying how when he first came here everyone was kinda looking down at him thinking that he would never be anything. Yet he tried harder and harder and finally got to where he is today. Then he said the quote above.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them. - Abe Lincoln

There are a few quotes that I really like but I can't recall them for the life of me.
my favorite lincoln quotes is: "I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday. "
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