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      04-04-2010, 08:54 PM   #1
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I just peed my pants a little

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      04-04-2010, 08:58 PM   #2
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      04-04-2010, 09:35 PM   #4
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      04-04-2010, 11:58 PM   #6
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I saw that coming...god damn I still lol'd hard.
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poor dog. i'm sure all us guys can sympathize.
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Omfg hahah.
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      04-05-2010, 12:22 AM   #9
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You can see it coming from a mile away. You can tell your self your not going to laugh. But when you see that head bob and hear that dog yelp, it trickles down your leg a little.
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      04-05-2010, 10:43 AM   #10
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poor dog. i'm sure all us guys can sympathize.
a tortoise clamped down on your balls too?
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that was funny
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Why is the a Failure,,, I think the Turtle was very successful.

I think the dog learned a valuable lesson.... do not expose your balls to a turtle
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You can see it coming from a mile away. You can tell your self your not going to laugh. But when you see that head bob and hear that dog yelp, it trickles down your leg a little.
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      04-05-2010, 12:21 PM   #15
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a tortoise clamped down on your balls too?
i was speaking in reference to extreme testicular pain caused by sudden trauma, but one time in thailand....
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      04-05-2010, 01:35 PM   #16
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Haha served that dog right.
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      04-05-2010, 02:55 PM   #17
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didn't laugh just cause I can imagine the pain that must have caused
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      04-05-2010, 06:27 PM   #18
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didn't laugh just cause I can imagine the pain that must have caused
I hope a turtle does this to you, for not laughing.
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      04-06-2010, 11:10 PM   #19
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      04-07-2010, 11:06 AM   #20
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It's like a train wreck. I KNOW what's going to happen, and don't want to see, but can't look away. Then people are looking at me with tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard.
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