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      11-13-2006, 12:53 AM   #1
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wow fuck.

so today... i come back from home... and get to my apartment... the apartment smells like nasty microwaved food (my roomie probably just ate)... so i scan the living room and kitchen... i wiped everything down, cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed the floors... before i left so i knew that people had kicked it at the apartment... and i also found like 1/4 of a smirnof vodka handle left in the frij... so i basically spray the shit outa the rooms with fabreeze. later on i see some chunky ass shit in my sink (we have 2 bathrooms... 1 is masterbed which is my roomies and one is in the hallway which is mine) and im like w/e right? might have been something else... so i smell it and its fucking puke... and i find cheese on the ground... what the fuck? thers a sign on my bathroom door that says "USE OTHER BATHROOM" which applies to my roomie's friends... who the fuck pukes in a fucking sink anyways? i mean if those pre-med frat bitches knew more about plumbing they would know that chunky shit like that would get clogged up in the pipes. fucking dumbasses... what the fuck should i do? i for sure am a clean guy and i dont like bitching at people... but when people fuck with my shit should i clap back and show them some force... ie... kick to the groin, punch to the face, wave a blunt knife at their necks, throw him out, tackle them, etc... or should i straight up talk...

i have not asked much from the room mate... just to close the windows because it lets dust in and to keep the commons somewhat clean... SINCE I DO ALL THE CLEANING ANYWAYS. i havent done anything that could possibly upset that motherfucker.

what to do... suggestions... anything. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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In short, if your roomie has people over he should be responsible for cleaning up any messes they cause. Puke that goes untouched is completely unacceptable. he needs to have more respect for you as a roommate. I would definitely bring this to the table quick.
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      11-13-2006, 12:58 AM   #4
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roomates suck. i'd never have one.
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      11-13-2006, 01:07 AM   #5
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roomates suck. i'd never have one.
u dont have one and u live in apt?

iono... like whenever i go to somebody's place i dont fuck around with their shit... and i'd assume the responsibility to clean after myself if i were to spill or something... i dunno... college is amazing. i mean i dont wanna be a jackass and call everybody stupid... but alot of booksmart people know nothing about proper edicit... the majority of people i know are so immature cause their parents do everything for them. i'm spoiled--i know... im a 1st year driving a e90... god damn im lucky... but i know how to treat people with some sort of mutual respect...

the other day they were playing beer pong and they spilled shit all over... and i cleaned all that shit up without bitching. all i said to my roommate was, hey try to clean up after yourself. its funny cause im not exactly a softy... i mean im pretty big for an asian dood and i could probably bust some heads if i were that kinda person... but i know better than that... haha sorry for all the swearing though... just venting yada.
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alot of people have no manner. Im the same way. I always clean after myself when I go to people's house. I guess im lucky that the people I hang out with also clean up after themselves.

I would just tell him that it's annoying the shit out of u. If it doesnt change then maybe u should move?? Im not exactly the cleanest of them all. I mean I can be messy sometimes but never dirty. PUKE AND SHIT??? That's just fucking gross!!! OMFG If I someone did that to my place and doesnt clean it up, I'd go crazy on them.

PS- get new locks for your bathroom and lock it whenever u go out. Forget the signs as most people dont even pay attention to them anyways.
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      11-13-2006, 02:27 AM   #7
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The great Australian spear tackle is suggested. The fists can be used after the fatal tackle to knock the guy out for a whole day. Well thats what id do anyway.
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Wake up all their asses now and shove them all out the door! That's not right and you shouldn't have to put up with it.
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If someone does that in my apartment, they will face some serious brain malfunctioning problem few days later.
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If possible keep your doors locked, heck even resort to locking your bathroom from the inside when you're gone so they can't get in w/o trying... ie. using a screwdriver to unhook the lock (if that's the style knob your door has). They should get the hint.

Plus I think you shouldn't clean up jack after them. I know it annoys the heck out of you so you end up cleaning it, but it's not right. He obviously is taking it for granted and has NO respect and neither do his friends.

Straight up talk to him, lay it all down and tell him this is unacceptable. Who has more of a right to stay in the apartment? I guess with one roommate it might be hard to get rid of each other. But if this doesn't change after the talk then I'd move. And do it w/o warning so he'd have to find a roommate fast :P
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you should find a new roomie (may I suggest you room up with bmwexecutive). You and bmwexecutive should get along very well.

Sorry to hear bro. Lock your room!
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Quote:
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so today... i come back from home... and get to my apartment... the apartment smells like nasty microwaved food (my roomie probably just ate)... so i scan the living room and kitchen... i wiped everything down, cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed the floors... before i left so i knew that people had kicked it at the apartment... and i also found like 1/4 of a smirnof vodka handle left in the frij... so i basically spray the shit outa the rooms with fabreeze. later on i see some chunky ass shit in my sink (we have 2 bathrooms... 1 is masterbed which is my roomies and one is in the hallway which is mine) and im like w/e right? might have been something else... so i smell it and its fucking puke... and i find cheese on the ground... what the fuck? thers a sign on my bathroom door that says "USE OTHER BATHROOM" which applies to my roomie's friends... who the fuck pukes in a fucking sink anyways? i mean if those pre-med frat bitches knew more about plumbing they would know that chunky shit like that would get clogged up in the pipes. fucking dumbasses... what the fuck should i do? i for sure am a clean guy and i dont like bitching at people... but when people fuck with my shit should i clap back and show them some force... ie... kick to the groin, punch to the face, wave a blunt knife at their necks, throw him out, tackle them, etc... or should i straight up talk...

i have not asked much from the room mate... just to close the windows because it lets dust in and to keep the commons somewhat clean... SINCE I DO ALL THE CLEANING ANYWAYS. i havent done anything that could possibly upset that motherfucker.

what to do... suggestions... anything. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Tell ur roomie to clean up all the mess and buy some colonge and spray it all over the apartment or else tell him u gonna kick his ass and his little buddie
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first off, i don't know how you didn't throw up after seeing that shit. second, no talks will help, i'm speaking out of experience. on first occasion or whenever your lease is up, either find another roommate or move out to live with someone else.

i agree with nikki, roommates suck ass! i had to deal with this shit my first two years of college and never again!
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My best advice in order to help prevent shit happening and without starting stuff with the roomate is LOCKS on the doors. Lock your bedroom and lock your bathroom. He will get the point.

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tell your roomie to clean it, if he doesnt wanna then you should clog his bathroom..then invite the e90post guys to party @ your place and make sure they puke all over your roomie's bathroom and bedroom while he's gone
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My best advice in order to help prevent shit happening and without starting stuff with the roomate is LOCKS on the doors. Lock your bedroom and lock your bathroom. He will get the point.

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yep. replace those door knobs with new locking ones that you can access using a key.
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Pour some Bombs Away liquid laxative into his drink and the drinks of his friends, LOCK YOUR bathroom, and enjoy the show!!!!

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tell your roomie to clean it, if he doesnt wanna then you should clog his bathroom..then invite the e90post guys to party @ your place and make sure they puke all over your roomie's bathroom and bedroom while he's gone
No, no, no. E90Post guys (and gals) have more respect for other people.
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