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      03-08-2010, 12:07 PM   #23
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A good friend of mine had a great way with dealing with crazy people, he simple made them think he was crazier than them. One thing crazy people understand and recognize is someone who is crazier than them.

I have seen this work for him with both GF and hitchhikers.
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      03-08-2010, 12:48 PM   #24
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So I met this chick at a bar on thursday, took her home, banged her, and now she won't leave me alone. She is constantly texting me, wants sex 24/7, and keeps asking if she is being clingy and asking what are we etc. She has slept over every night since then and has been raping me, lol. This is the last thing that I need right now!

Karma is such a cruel cruel bitch. Last girl I bitched about her not talking enough, not wanting to hang out enough, not being committed, etc, then bam right in my face I get a class 5 clinger.

I'm not asking advice, but just curious who here has a funny class 5 clinger story?

I've had maybe 4-5 of them in the past. My most recent one before this was a baby crazy maternity nurse who was 8 years older than me. We had a mutual friend and hooked up one night after dancing in a club. Then a week later she moves her shit into my place, while I was at work. Oh and how did she get a key, bitch stole one... I got really really lucky with that one, because after a week of dealing with her shit I was getting off of active duty and was moving back home anyways. Long story short I moved her stuff to her friends house and went back home...


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      03-08-2010, 01:15 PM   #25
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Stage 5 clinger. Get it right!

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      03-08-2010, 08:17 PM   #26
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[quote=Aonarch;6861889]So I met this chick at a bar on thursday, took her home, banged her, and now she won't leave me alone. She is constantly texting me, wants sex 24/7, and keeps asking if she is being clingy and asking what are we etc. She has slept over every night since then and has been raping me, lol. This is the last thing that I need right now!

Im going to go ahead and file this under "Not An Issue"
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      03-08-2010, 08:28 PM   #27
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This is only hilarious because it's coming from you. Haha
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      03-08-2010, 10:13 PM   #28
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This is only hilarious because it's coming from you. Haha
Skittles, WTF are you implying ??
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      03-08-2010, 10:19 PM   #29
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Skittles, WTF are you implying ??
Ooohhhh nothing.

You just crack me up.
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      03-09-2010, 09:07 AM   #30
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Ooohhhh nothing.

You just crack me up.
Well, I'm glad I can do something to brighten your day.
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