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      03-07-2010, 12:26 AM   #1
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So I met this chick at a bar on thursday, took her home, banged her, and now she won't leave me alone. She is constantly texting me, wants sex 24/7, and keeps asking if she is being clingy and asking what are we etc. She has slept over every night since then and has been raping me, lol. This is the last thing that I need right now!

Karma is such a cruel cruel bitch. Last girl I bitched about her not talking enough, not wanting to hang out enough, not being committed, etc, then bam right in my face I get a class 5 clinger.

I'm not asking advice, but just curious who here has a funny class 5 clinger story?

I've had maybe 4-5 of them in the past. My most recent one before this was a baby crazy maternity nurse who was 8 years older than me. We had a mutual friend and hooked up one night after dancing in a club. Then a week later she moves her shit into my place, while I was at work. Oh and how did she get a key, bitch stole one... I got really really lucky with that one, because after a week of dealing with her shit I was getting off of active duty and was moving back home anyways. Long story short I moved her stuff to her friends house and went back home...
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. Then a week later she moves her shit into my place, while I was at work. Oh and how did she get a key, bitch stole one... I got really really lucky with that one, because after a week of dealing with her shit I was getting off of active duty and was moving back home anyways. Long story short I moved her stuff to her friends house and went back home...



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      03-07-2010, 12:54 AM   #3
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      03-07-2010, 12:56 AM   #4
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Oh this is great. I have some crazy DB stories. This is one of the ex's, after a year and a half, I decided it wasn't working out anymore. So I decided to break up with her. Long story short, I had a torn ankle from football so I was on crutches, she took one of my crutches and chased me. I fell down the stairs and hopped-ran out of my house with her chasing closely behind me. My roommate eventually grabbed it from her.

The last ex stole my dog. I had to call the cops to escort her out of house. Then she started to follow me around, showing up at my work, and at my house again. Ultimately a few days later she broke into my house and stole my sheets, my comforter, and my pillows. The very next day I had a restraining order placed against her.

I've had my fair share of crazy DB's.
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      03-07-2010, 01:00 AM   #5
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Oh this is great. I have some crazy DB stories. This is one of the ex's, after a year and a half, I decided it wasn't working out anymore. So I decided to break up with her. Long story short, I had a torn ankle from football so I was on crutches, she took one of my crutches and chased me. I fell down the stairs and hopped-ran out of my house with her chasing closely behind me. My roommate eventually grabbed it from her.

The last ex stole my dog. I had to call the cops to escort her out of house. Then she started to follow me around, showing up at my work, and at my house again. Ultimately a few days later she broke into my house and stole my sheets, my comforter, and my pillows. The very next day I had a restraining order placed against her.

I've had my fair share of crazy DB's.
LOL. She stole your sheets??
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LOL. She stole your sheets??
That DB was beyond crazy. Truthfully probably one of the most beautiful girls I ever dated, Brazilian, 5' 11", hazel hair, hazel eyes, 128lb, stunningly beautiful, but BEYOND crazy.
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      03-07-2010, 01:31 AM   #7
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You have some real women issues. Lol

You made this thread like two weeks ago. Haha
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=355789
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You have some real women issues. Lol

You made this thread like two weeks ago. Haha
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=355789
Lol... I'm telling you. I haven't dated a decent chick in 3 years. I apparently attract the crazy ones.

Oh and btw folks I got laid thanks to the E90, cuz a girl wanted a ride through the winding roads, and "I handled my stick well"....

So thank you BMW!
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That's what you get for dabbling in the flesh tray.

You hooked up, she's a clinger. WELCOME TO LIFE.
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You have some real women issues. Lol

You made this thread like two weeks ago. Haha
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=355789
Yup, way to connect those dots!
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That DB was beyond crazy. Truthfully probably one of the most beautiful girls I ever dated, Brazilian, 5' 11", hazel hair, hazel eyes, 128lb, stunningly beautiful, but BEYOND crazy.
Im married to a beautiful Colombian. But man, does she ever have a short fuze. She goes off like a grenade in the face! lol. Its not that bad, but i know what you mean about the south American women.
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I just have to be honest. You have horrible taste in woman, and furniture.
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Lol... I'm telling you. I haven't dated a decent chick in 3 years. I apparently attract the crazy ones.

Oh and btw folks I got laid thanks to the E90, cuz a girl wanted a ride through the winding roads, and "I handled my stick well"....

So thank you BMW!
This reminded me of a really good but depressing movie. The Vicious Kind. Opening lines are the older brother talking to his younger brother who is in college. "All women are whores. Mom. Grandma. You don't want to think about it because they're family, but they were whores to. They all are."
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Those Dahlonega girls are just looking for "A MAY-UN!" to come and take them away from redneck hell to the big city.
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So I met this chick at a bar on thursday, took her home, banged her, and now she won't leave me alone. She is constantly texting me, wants sex 24/7, and keeps asking if she is being clingy and asking what are we etc. She has slept over every night since then and has been raping me, lol. This is the last thing that I need right now!
I see no problem here.
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I just have to be honest. You have horrible taste in woman, and furniture.
Hey don't diss the furniture! It's been good to me. Sure we've had a couple of disagreements in the past, but that is all in the past now.
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Those Dahlonega girls are just looking for "A MAY-UN!" to come and take them away from redneck hell to the big city.
This sums it up perfectly.
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Hey don't diss the furniture! It's been good to me. Sure we've had a couple of disagreements in the past, but that is all in the past now.
Don't worry. Its just a matter of statistics. Eventually you will find a normal female and a couch that doesn't eat your keys. Not necessarily at the same time, since statistically they could be considered two improbably events that when computed the chances of occurring simultaneously are slim, but they will at least both happen.
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This sums it up perfectly.
I once dated a girl from Blue Ridge, which isn't too far from Dahlonega. That's exactly what she was about.
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