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      11-06-2006, 11:26 AM   #1
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how to find women 101

Has anyone posted this yet?

someone finally discovered the secret...lux.sh you should look into this and give it a try.

you're welcome everyone.
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      11-06-2006, 11:29 AM   #2
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Has anyone posted this yet?

someone finally discovered the secret...lux.sh you should look into this and give it a try.

you're welcome everyone.

saw this before but still
women...cant live with and without them

















......UNLESS YOU'RE GAY!!
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      11-06-2006, 11:48 AM   #3
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      11-06-2006, 12:04 PM   #4
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LOL...that's a good one
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Money is actually the root of all evil. Uh-oh...
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Money is actually the root of all evil. Uh-oh...
evil is a problem, so basically a subset of problems and hence, the proof still stands strong
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"For the love of money is the root of all evil.” Timothy, 6:10.
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money makes the world go round...
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      11-06-2006, 04:48 PM   #10
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very very old.

but its a good lesson for all young men. until you start treating women like objects you are going to keep getting screwed over by them.
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      11-06-2006, 05:10 PM   #12
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but its a good lesson for all young men. until you start treating women like objects you are going to keep getting screwed over by them.
AMEN!! When I treated women as equals they walked all over me. When I treated them like sh*t they kept coming back for more.
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i hate math.
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AMEN!! When I treated women as equals they walked all over me. When I treated them like sh*t they kept coming back for more.
I call it the Vagina Paradox im writing my senior thesis on it.
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cool equation. lol.
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There's just one problem... if women are "time and money" then it's not "time x money" but rather "time + money."

Proceeding to the end, women only end up being 2 times the root of all problems. Sorry fellas!
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very very old.
not for everyone one...some folks never knew this euqation exists. But I think I just open up a can of worm. Look like a few mathmaticians is arguing the validity of this equations.

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not for everyone one...some folks never knew this euqation exists. But I think I just open up a can of worm. Look like a few mathmaticians is arguing the validity of this equations.
lol. just like einstein cant come out with theory of everything.
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Did not einstein get the nobel prize? whoever came up with this woman is time and money theory is not gona win the nobel prize, i don't think.
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I think the outcome of the equation is right. Woman equals Problems. Cause you can't live with them, can't live without them that's the problem.
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funny i found this.
i agree that man (me) want as many pretty girls as i can to bed with. hahahaha
we all know hot girl likes evil man. LOL
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