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      02-17-2010, 01:02 PM   #89
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so shes ugly cuz she isnt airbrushed and shot with an HD camera?

u guys are warped by TV.
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      02-17-2010, 05:57 PM   #90
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Fuck me.... Her ass looks like a pillow case full of oatmeal
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      02-18-2010, 04:14 PM   #91
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so shes ugly cuz she isnt airbrushed and shot with an HD camera?

u guys are warped by TV.


Is that your excuse every time you bring home a chunky chick? "If she was shot in HD and airbrushed, she'd be a dime piece!".
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      02-18-2010, 04:21 PM   #92
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so shes ugly cuz she isnt airbrushed and shot with an HD camera?

u guys are warped by TV.
im starting to really dislike your posts.
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      02-18-2010, 04:25 PM   #93
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so shes ugly cuz she isnt airbrushed and shot with an HD camera?

u guys are warped by TV.
No, she's ugly because she's ugly.
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      02-18-2010, 04:31 PM   #94
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so shes ugly cuz she isnt airbrushed and shot with an HD camera?

u guys are warped by TV.



Um, my gf does not have oatmeal ass in real life. No airbrushes or HD cameras required.
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      02-18-2010, 04:35 PM   #95
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so shes ugly cuz she isnt airbrushed and shot with an HD camera?

u guys are warped by TV.
i'll guess i'll join in throwing you under the bus...she looks like she's 14 and she's a whale. her figure looks like a beaker. if you don't think she's a whale, just look at her back jowl hanging over her hand. it's fucking gross. whilst acceptable for some, i could never hit that, even wasted.
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      02-18-2010, 04:36 PM   #96
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i'll guess i'll join in throwing you under the bus...she looks like she's 14 and she's a whale. her figure looks like a beaker. if you don't think she's a whale, just look at her back jowl hanging over her hand. it's fucking gross. whilst acceptable for some, i could never hit that, even wasted.
*cough* bullshit *cough*
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      02-18-2010, 04:38 PM   #97
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*cough* bullshit *cough*
you've seen my girlfriend homeslice. i have higher standards than that.
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      02-18-2010, 10:30 PM   #98
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I just took another look at her. That sh*ts a train wreck. I mean seriously, it looks like her p*ssy lips p*ssy lips have p*ssy lips.
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      02-19-2010, 03:05 AM   #100
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I just took another look at her. That sh*ts a train wreck. I mean seriously, it looks like her p*ssy lips p*ssy lips have p*ssy lips.


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      02-19-2010, 03:48 AM   #101
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      02-19-2010, 05:39 AM   #102
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      02-19-2010, 10:17 AM   #103
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PHOTOSHOP!! Airbrush makes Facebook pictures look better!

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      02-19-2010, 12:13 PM   #104
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shes still ugly
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      02-19-2010, 01:22 PM   #105
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not in her case...
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      02-19-2010, 01:32 PM   #106
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im starting to really dislike your posts.
Ive already decided I dont like anything coming out of your keyboard

Im not saying shes hot by any stretch of the word, but there are far worse things out there:


is all.
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      02-19-2010, 02:12 PM   #107
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you can put lipstick on a pig, but....nevermind, you get the idea.
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      02-19-2010, 10:37 PM   #108
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....shes still a pig

She looks even worse photoshopped. Is that possible?
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      02-19-2010, 11:26 PM   #109
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      02-20-2010, 04:14 AM   #110
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OK, she has a big butt, other than that, there is something about this girl...she is pretty hot.
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