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      12-27-2009, 08:08 AM   #23
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the fear of shitting myself silly all over a girls bathroom wouldve insta-killed my boner and i couldve easily peed and shit simultaneously
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      12-31-2009, 12:11 PM   #24
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sounds like a scene out of dumb and dumber.

Every morning when I wake up, gravity does its thing and i have to take a crap no matter if theres a boner or pee involved....damn you gravity!!!
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      01-01-2010, 12:48 AM   #25
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      01-01-2010, 04:07 AM   #26
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      01-01-2010, 06:42 PM   #27
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reminds me of the part in dumb and dumber when the other dude(not jim carry) is in the bathroom takin a sh*t and the toilet doesn't work rofl
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      01-01-2010, 08:10 PM   #28
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That has got to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard!
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      02-16-2010, 11:02 PM   #29
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I seriously just laughed so hard....good thing I'm the only one at work right now....
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      02-16-2010, 11:19 PM   #30
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That's precisely why I never take craps at other people's houses.
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      02-17-2010, 10:04 AM   #31
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reminds me of the part in dumb and dumber when the other dude(not jim carry) is in the bathroom takin a sh*t and the toilet doesn't work rofl
Jeff Danials. It sounds like something they would have used in that movie. Seriously, a pee bottle?
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      02-22-2010, 12:48 AM   #32
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i just LoLoLoLed @ work
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      03-05-2010, 01:51 PM   #33
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i just LoLoLoLed @ work
Indeed. Really hard

Even if it was stolen, its classic.
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      03-06-2010, 09:31 PM   #34
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I think I've read this on E46fanatics before...nevertheless, GG xD. I always get a laugh reading it
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      03-07-2010, 01:55 AM   #35
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Tears... literally have tears coming out I am laughing so hard. The pics made the story.
I love the facial expression when he is running for the tub. It just says "Let's do this.".
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      03-11-2010, 12:31 PM   #36
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i read this a couple months back on another forum, there was even an animated gif telling the whole story, classic i tell ya
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      03-22-2010, 03:12 PM   #37
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should we all chip in for him? get two, one for a shitter?

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      03-25-2010, 04:39 PM   #38
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HAHA I laughed so hard this was hilarious. I've never even heard of a pee bottle before.
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      03-31-2010, 01:12 AM   #39
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damn dude. i would have done what i had to do in the bathroom and then booked it out of there, plenty of other fish in the sea knowwhatimean?
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      03-31-2010, 12:26 PM   #40
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HAHA I laughed so hard this was hilarious. I've never even heard of a pee bottle before.
When I drove from SD to Chicago, I had a rotation of empty gatorade bottles. Only stops I made were at gas stations, and I was chugging monster and Red Bull the whole way, so it was coming out at an alarming rate. Most interesting point in the trip was when I actually filled the bottle and had a conundrum as it approached the rim of the bottle. I've never had to switch bottles mid-pee while driving before. It was a new experience.

This story is pretty funny though. I guess I could see it being possible, but it all could have been avoided by using the public restroom. Definitely woulda taken an express crap at the coffee shop if I had been the OOP.
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      04-03-2010, 12:13 AM   #41
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would read again.
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      04-03-2010, 04:35 AM   #42
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omfg i lol'd so damn hard after re-reading this and seeing this pic



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      04-04-2010, 09:08 PM   #43
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Oh my god, that was absolutely epic. For those wondering, I found the link to the original thread...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191
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