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      12-02-2009, 05:10 PM   #1
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I thought I would start this thread because we did it around the office and everyone was of the same opinion as myself.

List of cars

American Pickups = Rednecks
New Mini = questionable sexuality (man) & sex kitten (woman)
Prius = Being green only for show
Bentley = Old rich
New Rolls = New rich
Audi = Yuppie
BMW = Poser
Mercedes C-class 180 = They think they are better than others
Mercedes S-class = They probably are
Evo = Drug dealer
Porsche = Serious Poser
Ferrari = Serious Rich Poser
Volvo = Boring family man
Jaguar = Old fart

Please add ones I have missed and if you reckon I got some wrong.
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      12-02-2009, 05:32 PM   #2
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I thought I would start this thread because we did it around the office and everyone was of the same opinion as myself.

List of cars

American Pickups = Rednecks
New Mini = sex kitten (young woman)
Prius = San Francisco native
Bentley = Old rich
New Rolls = New rich
Audi = Yuppie
BMW = Poser
Mercedes C-class 180 = They think they are better than others
Mercedes S-class = They probably are
Evo/ STi = Boy racer
Porsche (non-s boxster)= Serious Poser
Ferrari = Serious Rich Poser
Volvo = Boring family man
Jaguar = Old fart



Please add ones I have missed and if you reckon I got some wrong.
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      12-02-2009, 05:35 PM   #3
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There is always a Buick holding up the passing lanes on the freeways here.

Prius = smug.
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      12-02-2009, 05:56 PM   #4
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I have one different definition:

Jaguar = Self-taught mechanic (or about to become one)

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      12-02-2009, 05:57 PM   #5
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Jaguar = Self-taught electrician (or about to become one)
Maybe?
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      12-02-2009, 07:12 PM   #6
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i dunno what kinda drug dealers you see

we in bmws benzs audis lexus out here
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      12-02-2009, 07:41 PM   #7
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i dunno what kinda drug dealers you see

we in bmws benzs audis lexus out here
Right? No dealer I know drives an Evo. They're in higher-end brands with big wheels.


The Merc C class vs S class comparison made me lol.
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      12-02-2009, 08:12 PM   #8
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      12-02-2009, 08:53 PM   #9
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New VW Beetle = Young, environmentally-conscious woman or old Asian man.

Chevy Suburban = Soccer mom/dad.

Lotus Elise/Exige = Extreme enthusiast.

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti = Rich man who golfs and spends time at cigar shops/lounges.

Buick = Tiger Woods.

Lifted Truck = Bro.

Diesel Truck = Hick.

Chevy Monte Carlo = Black man with seat leaned as far back as possible.
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      12-02-2009, 09:02 PM   #10
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My 68 year old mother has been driving an F-150 since 1987.
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      12-02-2009, 09:28 PM   #11
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Chevy= Mexicans!!!
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      12-02-2009, 11:28 PM   #12
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New Mini = 40+ woman, mid-life crisis car for the guy who normally drives the family minivan

Prius = smug asshole who tries to impose a slower speed on every driver
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      12-03-2009, 12:41 AM   #13
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BMW = Asians who think they're badass driving their brand new sports car.
Hummer = Suburban mom, most likely a milf.
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      12-03-2009, 02:46 AM   #14
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335/370 or 350z/G37 or G35 = I HAVE TEH FASTEST CAR EVAR
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      12-03-2009, 03:01 AM   #15
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BMW = Asians who think they're badass driving their brand new sports car.
Wait, we're not badasses?! But but I gotz a BMW!
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      12-03-2009, 03:07 AM   #16
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* bmw X3: soccer mom or middle aged man in the need of glasses
* VW bug: tree huggin hippie
* Vette: 50 yr old white guy not coming to terms with his age
* Charger/Challenger/Mustang/Camaro: male....mid 40's....still cruises around high school with Ted Nugent's Wango Tango blasting at top volume.
* Audi A4/S4: regretting his purchase, so hangs around BMW forums and blasts BMW owners to make him feel better.
* Audi A5: confused of his sexuality....often overheard saying things like:
"that chick is HOT....nice shoes!!"
* civic/integra: Vin Diesel wannabee
* Audi S5: fake Prada sunglasses, pink popped collared polo shirt with abnormally small penis yuppie
Mercedes benz: IT middle management

all in fun!
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335/370 or 350z/G37 or G35 = I HAVE TEH FASTEST CAR EVAR
what???....you mean...its not the fastest car EVAR????
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Porsche (911 and all S's) - Driving connoisseur
Higher end BMWs - Someone who knows what they want in life
Porsche (non S) - Someone who wears AX shirt with huge AX logo to show off
BMW (lower end) - See above
Ferrari - Either a rich asshole or a driving enthusiast
Lamborghini - Loud showoff with nice taste
Prius - Person with no life
Mini - Affordable and cool. Can't really say anything bad about it really
VW Bug - Either a gay man or a pathetic woman
Merc GL or similar - Soccer mom
Merc S - Retired, 100 yr old grandpa
Audi - I wanted a German car but I completely had no idea what to buy... wears ugly mocassins
350Z - Douchebag!!!!!!!!
Evo/STI - Rice boy unless tastefully modded
Jag - Big pimp
Corvette - Grand dad with more money than sense
Anything normal size with wheels bigger than 20 and chrome - Usually some trash with seat so reclined, I sometimes wonder how do they see over the windscreen :P
Merc AMG especially the E55 - Russian millionaire wannabe
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      12-03-2009, 12:18 PM   #19
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These kinds of lists usually say more about the list maker than the list contents.

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      12-03-2009, 12:27 PM   #20
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lol what??? evo = drugdealer? why ;O. my experience = they drive G35's.
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American Pickups = Articulate Modern Gentleman
New Mini = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Prius = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Bentley = Articulate Modern Gentleman
New Rolls = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Audi = Articulate Modern Gentleman
BMW = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Mercedes C-class 180 = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Mercedes S-class = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Evo/STi = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Porsche = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Ferrari = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Volvo = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Jaguar = Articulate Modern Gentleman

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Porsche (911 and all S's) - Driving connoisseur
Higher end BMWs - Someone who knows what they want in life
Porsche (non S) - Someone who wears AX shirt with huge AX logo to show off
BMW (lower end) - See above
Ferrari - Either a rich asshole or a driving enthusiast
Lamborghini - Loud showoff with nice taste
Prius - Person with no life
Mini - Affordable and cool. Can't really say anything bad about it really
VW Bug - Either a gay man or a pathetic woman
Merc GL or similar - Soccer mom
Merc S - Retired, 100 yr old grandpa
Audi - I wanted a German car but I completely had no idea what to buy... wears ugly mocassins
350Z - Douchebag!!!!!!!!
Evo/STI - Rice boy unless tastefully modded
Jag - Big pimp
Corvette - Grand dad with more money than sense
Anything normal size with wheels bigger than 20 and chrome - Usually some trash with seat so reclined, I sometimes wonder how do they see over the windscreen :P
Merc AMG especially the E55 - Russian millionaire wannabe
First descent one I have seen that is true lol. imo
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