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      10-16-2009, 11:51 AM   #1
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Red Gold Dream McLaren SLR 999

Let's examine the step-by-step approach to destroying a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren:

Step 1: Paint it bright red
Step 2: Use 24 karat gold plating on the wheels, trim, sills and all accents
Step 3: Install a cow-catcher on the front fender (you know the nice V-shaped wedge used by trains to fling about errant cattle wandering on the tracks)
Step 4: Slap a Ford Mustang wing on the truck lid
Step 5: Plaster the interior with more 24 carat gold on the dash, center console, steering wheel and throw in some rubies just to make it bling
Step 6: Coat the upholstery with gold flakes just to give it that little extra shine that makes the interior cabin so inviting

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Being a fan of Honda engines, I requested that they consider building for the F1 a 4.5 liter V10 or V12. I asked, I tried to persuade them, but in the end could not convince them to do it, and the McLaren F1 ended up with a BMW engine.
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      10-16-2009, 11:52 AM   #2
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I just died a little inside.
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      10-16-2009, 11:55 AM   #3
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Looks like you could use the front as a ramp lol.
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      10-16-2009, 12:05 PM   #4
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This guy's a nut.
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      10-16-2009, 12:16 PM   #5
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This guy's a nut.
Oh, thought i checked.

If it is any consolation, this mad car has an equally mad 1000 HP!
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      10-16-2009, 12:26 PM   #6
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what the hell is wrong with people

even the girl looks confused.
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      10-16-2009, 12:41 PM   #7
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Oh the horror!
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      10-16-2009, 01:37 PM   #8
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That girl is busted, just like the car
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      10-16-2009, 02:18 PM   #9
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That girl is busted, just like the car
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      10-16-2009, 02:26 PM   #10
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      10-16-2009, 02:45 PM   #11
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I'm not sure which made me yak first, the girl or the car.

Mercedes never would have designed that car if they had known this monstrosity would be the ultimate result.
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      10-16-2009, 03:39 PM   #12
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I just had a violent reaction to that picture.
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      10-16-2009, 03:54 PM   #13
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I just died a little inside.
I just died 100% inside...


Edit: And I wish there were pics of the motorcycle behind it...
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      10-16-2009, 06:31 PM   #14
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i feel so so so so BAD for that car!!!
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      10-16-2009, 10:04 PM   #15
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I hope this is a photoshop
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      10-16-2009, 11:06 PM   #16
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Right now, Mercedes is developing a time machine just so they can go back and correct their mistake of selling the car to that dude.
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      10-16-2009, 11:42 PM   #17
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BTW, it costs $4,350,000.
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      10-16-2009, 11:43 PM   #18
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That girl plus that car............ yuck!
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      10-17-2009, 01:00 AM   #19
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That girl is busted, just like the car
so true!
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      10-17-2009, 01:52 AM   #20
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you dont like it??!!

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      10-17-2009, 04:33 AM   #22
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I remember this from a while ago on some other forum. LOL!

perfect example on how to ruin a nice vehicle!
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