BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > Politics/Religion
 
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      09-22-2009, 02:46 PM   #1
Ryan335
Lieutenant
Ryan335's Avatar
20
Rep
418
Posts

 
Drives: e92 335i
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Chicago

iTrader: (0)

Talking A joke for my republican friends....

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, are you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
__________________
2013 E92 335i X-Drive l Black Sapphire l Premium l M-Sport l Convenience l Cold Weather l iDrive l Harmon Kardon l Sat. Radio l iPod
Appreciate 0
      09-22-2009, 02:58 PM   #2
ideliver
Major
ideliver's Avatar
48
Rep
1,232
Posts

 
Drives: 08 E60 M5 & 08 Infiniti QX56
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: At the gas station

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 MB S430 SOLD  [0.00]
2003 E46 M3  [0.00]
funny...but we shall see what the PC police have to say about the "you people" part
__________________
Cars I've owned '76 Chevelle 350 RIP '82 Monte Carlo 350 RIP '82 Mustang 302 RIP '88 Honda CRX RIP '88 Olds Toronado sold '94 Toyota Tercel sold '99 Acura TL sold 2002 Porsche 911 sold 2003 E46 M3 Blk/gr 2006 MB S430 sold Current: 2008 Infiniti QX56 & 2008 E60 M5

Appreciate 0
      09-22-2009, 03:18 PM   #3
jaiman
Captain
9
Rep
657
Posts

 
Drives: very fast
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Toronto

iTrader: (0)

I've heard variations on that joke for Bush 1 and 2, along with Clinton.
Appreciate 0
      09-22-2009, 03:39 PM   #4
scottwww
Brigadier General
scottwww's Avatar
United_States
166
Rep
4,759
Posts

 
Drives: 07 BMW 335i Cpe, 05 Mazda RX8
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA

iTrader: (0)

Send a message via MSN to scottwww
Good joke. Clean. PC police shouldn't have a problem with it.
__________________
2007 BMW 335i E92, Montego Blue on Cream Beige, MT, ZSP, ZPP, CA, PDC, CWP and Style 188 for winter

offTopic - politics - ChoppedPhoto
Appreciate 0
      09-24-2009, 08:02 PM   #5
fdsasdasdf
Captain
fdsasdasdf's Avatar
30
Rep
779
Posts

 
Drives: 330Ci ZHP 6sp
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Raleigh, NC

iTrader: (0)

The funny part is, it's accurate for the IQ of 100 part. 2004 election, the lowest IQ averaged statess save for one or two outliers voted for George Bush.
Appreciate 0
      10-04-2009, 05:20 PM   #6
ptwob311
Second Lieutenant
ptwob311's Avatar
2
Rep
204
Posts

 
Drives: 335i Sedan
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Louisiana

iTrader: (0)

haha, good one.
__________________
Rides
2007 335i Sedan Titanium Silver Metallic
2003 Yamaha YZF-R1
2000 Ford Ranger (daily driver)
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:23 AM.




m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST