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      06-09-2009, 11:47 AM   #23
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"Next weekend is no good for me the Jonas Brothers are in town."

"I used to think of myself as a one man wolf pack And my wolf pack grew by one."
Allan's rooftop speech was teh chit!!!

"Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night?"
"Because we obviously had a great focking time."

"Handsom, your next...not you fat Jesus!"

"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"No."
"Didn't think so."


"What is this, a snake skin?"
I almost died when he cut his hand, seriously I laughed hard for a good two minutes. A little pee might have come out too.
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      06-09-2009, 09:03 PM   #24
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"Rain Man took over the casino, and he's a ra-tard"
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      06-09-2009, 09:06 PM   #25
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"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"No."
"Didn't think so."

Not how it went.

"You may get this a lot... But is this the real Cesar's Palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Does Caesar live here?"
"No"
"Didn't think so."

Loses hilarity that with the missing portion =P
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      06-09-2009, 11:19 PM   #26
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Stu: "whose baby is that?"
Alan: "check it's collar or something"

Stu: "she is wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring"
Alan: " I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust"

Alan: " we don't remember anything from last night, remember?"
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      06-10-2009, 01:16 AM   #27
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tootaloo mothafucka-a-a-a-a
LMAO +1
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      06-10-2009, 01:34 AM   #28
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havent seen it. might as well wait for it on DVD. hahaha
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      06-10-2009, 01:37 AM   #29
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Ew is that a Snakeskin?!
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      06-10-2009, 01:42 AM   #30
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havent seen it. might as well wait for it on DVD. hahaha
Just go see it man. It only came out last Friday!
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      06-10-2009, 02:54 AM   #31
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Just go see it man. It only came out last Friday!
+1 go see it NAO!!

there is always a certain bit of the movie that you can only experience in a room full of 200 complete strangers. you will miss out on that if you wait for DVD
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      06-10-2009, 03:31 AM   #32
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if you havent seen it u MUST GO NOW!
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      06-10-2009, 10:36 AM   #33
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      06-11-2009, 02:22 AM   #34
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      06-12-2009, 01:45 PM   #35
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Saw it last night....great movie.

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im not sure if it was cause i was buzzing, but at the end credits, was the brides brother gettign a bj from an old lady- it looked real to me
I thought the same thing....looked real as hell.

One of the funniest to me that isn't really a verbal quote was when the chinese guy does the wack off motion then says "ppsssssshhhh"
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      06-12-2009, 02:41 PM   #36
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"I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a church… or a Chucky Cheese."

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      06-12-2009, 04:35 PM   #37
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"Iím not supposed to be within two hundred feet of school or a Chucky Cheese."

HAHAHA
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      06-12-2009, 11:43 PM   #38
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i thought it was school... but all the Quote sites said church
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      06-12-2009, 11:57 PM   #39
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      06-12-2009, 11:59 PM   #40
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"he must be a retard. - a what? - A retard"
"He must be a r"A"tard...A what? A r"A"tard"
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      06-13-2009, 01:25 AM   #41
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"Why are you peppering the steak?"
"Tigers love pepper"
"How do you know they like pepper, it probably will hate it"
"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon"
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      06-13-2009, 09:57 AM   #42
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Seen it twice already...way too many good lines to list. JUST GO SEE IT!!!!
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      06-13-2009, 11:13 AM   #43
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