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      06-29-2006, 03:40 PM   #1
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Speak French?

I need help with something real quick from someone who speaks fluid french. Your help would be greatly appreciated...


As soon as I can find someone, Ill let you know what your mission is
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      06-29-2006, 03:40 PM   #2
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Toilet means convenience store.
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      06-29-2006, 03:45 PM   #3
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ha... no



seriously...
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      06-29-2006, 03:49 PM   #4
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Je parle un peu de francais, mon ami

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oui oui

I know you have to pee...
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Je parle un peu de francais, mon ami

Studied 5 years of it for the GCEs (I am a product of the British education system )

I am sending you a PM...
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      06-29-2006, 03:57 PM   #8
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I know you have to pee...

Well thats what the French chick that Ed Powers was with saying
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I need help with something real quick from someone who speaks fluid french. Your help would be greatly appreciated...


As soon as I can find someone, Ill let you know what your mission is
What are the odds that this is about a french woman? LOL
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What are the odds that this is about a french woman? LOL

99.9%
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haaa...


Im trying to figure out how to ask her out on a date... but I dont know french...

Dont ask me about what the conversation is, but heck, it might be a better one than some recent dates ive been on






OK... this is not about females...
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[quote=bavarian19]haaa...


Im trying to figure out how to ask her out on a date... but I dont know french...
[quote]


just say "voulez vous couche avec moi ce soir?"
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haaa...


Im trying to figure out how to ask her out on a date... but I dont know french...

just say "voulez vous couche avec moi ce soir?"

What does that mean??? Would you like to touch my extremely large p_ _ _ s?
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What does that mean??? Would you like to touch my extremely large p_ _ _ s?
close enough
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      06-30-2006, 12:43 AM   #15
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What does that mean??? Would you like to touch my extremely large p_ _ _ s?
it translates to would you like to sleep with me tonight?
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it translates to would you like to sleep with me tonight?
Like I said... "close enough"
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I speak french. I actually went to french school.

Si vous voulez que je traduit votre lettre affiché la sur le site. Ou si vous voulez que je vous traduit quelques mots dite moi lesquelles.
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I took French for a couple years when I was younger but I don't remember much.
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I took French for a couple years when I was younger but I don't remember much.
French class is mandatory here until grade 9, then optional for grades 10 through 12...I took it through 11 and can get by.
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Quote:
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haaa...


Im trying to figure out how to ask her out on a date... but I dont know french...

Dont ask me about what the conversation is, but heck, it might be a better one than some recent dates ive been on






OK... this is not about females...


so this is for a french guy then? just playin pal
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