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      06-28-2006, 08:56 PM   #67
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Bella get the Ace of spades from the Italian playing card. Get near pelvic area. Very sexy.
ummm that will actually look like she's a stripper... strippers like to make roses, and cards for some reason
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      06-28-2006, 09:41 PM   #68
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ummm that will actually look like she's a stripper... strippers like to make roses, and cards for some reason
What is the matter with strippers? I like the card idea...I like the tribal stuff too...maybe they can do some Italian related in a few characters?
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What is the matter with strippers? I like the card idea...I like the tribal stuff too...maybe they can do some Italian related in a few characters?
nothing, i like them too
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nothing, i like them too
Strippers are people too...
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Strippers are people too...
as a metter of fact, i was in a strip clun few weeks ago, my buddie got me this nice blond chick... anyways, i ended up just talking to her for the whole f@cking hour about my ex problem and her problems while she was naked on my lap... NICEST GIRL EVER I swear to you, Romanian too, close to my country at the end i ask her how much i own u, expecting like 200-300$ or so and she goes 2-3 songs since we talked for a long time... my point is I was expecting hot but TOTAL b!tch but she turned out to be one of the nicest girls i've met... man, if only I was few years older I might of asked her out since she's 26
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as a metter of fact, i was in a strip clun few weeks ago, my buddie got me this nice blond chick... anyways, i ended up just talking to her for the whole f@cking hour about my ex problem and her problems while she was naked on my lap... NICEST GIRL EVER I swear to you, Romanian too, close to my country at the end i ask her how much i own u, expecting like 200-300$ or so and she goes 2-3 songs since we talked for a long time... my point is I was expecting hot but TOTAL b!tch but she turned out to be one of the nicest girls i've met... man, if only I was few years older I might of asked her out since she's 26
And she works for tips...
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And she works for tips...
what u mean ?
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      06-29-2006, 01:28 AM   #74
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what u mean ?
I work for tips too, except i earn them respectfully. ANYWAY- its her job to be nice, talk, keep you company, act interested. The more you dig her, the more you'll tip her. If she was a snotty ass bitch, i'm sure you wouldnt wanna cough up a big tip. When i serve tables, i always flirt with the guys, it gets me more tips. But there's no way in hell i'd talk to them outside the resturant. Get it?
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So basically....its the pretty much the same, except there is food involved.




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So basically....its the pretty much the same, except there is food involved.




And i dont sit on their lap naked.
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I work for tips too, except i earn them respectfully. ANYWAY- its her job to be nice, talk, keep you company, act interested. The more you dig her, the more you'll tip her. If she was a snotty ass bitch, i'm sure you wouldnt wanna cough up a big tip. When i serve tables, i always flirt with the guys, it gets me more tips. But there's no way in hell i'd talk to them outside the resturant. Get it?
think i'm stupid ? i know exactly what they do and how they do it... it's just that she would tell me to pay for the whole time, instead she asked for 2-3 songs which was like $60... and i believe she liked me too (i'm very good knowing that)
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think i'm stupid ? i know exactly what they do and how they do it... it's just that she would tell me to pay for the whole time, instead she asked for 2-3 songs which was like $60... and i believe she liked me too (i'm very good knowing that)
Awesome, the 3 times ive been to a stripclub, the girls act like they like me to.. Of course they didnt get a penny outta me

Well, thats cool you had a nice experience with a stripper.
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Awesome, the 3 times ive been to a stripclub, the girls act like they like me to.. Of course they didnt get a penny outta me

Well, thats cool you had a nice experience with a stripper.
you stubborn girl ... it was probably my 100th+ time in strip club, and dropping 300-500 a night ain't a big deal to me... so trust me, i can tell the difference between girls ... it just sounds bad over internet lol
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And i dont sit on their lap naked.
awwwwwwwwwww....forget it.

I am not going to your restaurant then........
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you stubborn girl ... it was probably my 100th+ time in strip club, and dropping 300-500 a night ain't a big deal to me... so trust me, i can tell the difference between girls ... it just sounds bad over internet lol
300-500 a night on strippers??! Damn Kid

btw- Stubborness is in my blood, i'm sicilian remember. I dont f*ck around hahaaa
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awwwwwwwwwww....forget it.

I am not going to your restaurant then........
HAHAHA maybe if i did, i would have been able to get a 330i!
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300-500 a night on strippers??! Damn Kid

btw- Stubborness is in my blood, i'm sicilian remember. I dont f*ck around hahaaa
well it's not like i'm there everyday, maybe once amonth or so... and i dont spend that much everytime, just when i feel like it... lately i been there alot to get my mind off from my ex tho anyways off to bed, big day tomorow.... wet dream bella errrrrrr gnite bella
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well it's not like i'm there everyday, maybe once amonth or so... and i dont spend that much everytime, just when i feel like it... lately i been there alot to get my mind off from my ex tho anyways off to bed, big day tomorow.... wet dream bella errrrrrr gnite bella
Hey do what you gotta do man

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HAHAHA maybe if i did, i would have been able to get a 330i!
AND Angel Eyes too! (first time around that is)
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I work for tips too, except i earn them respectfully. ANYWAY- its her job to be nice, talk, keep you company, act interested. The more you dig her, the more you'll tip her. If she was a snotty ass bitch, i'm sure you wouldnt wanna cough up a big tip. When i serve tables, i always flirt with the guys, it gets me more tips. But there's no way in hell i'd talk to them outside the resturant. Get it?
Yeah, every dude that thinks a hot waitress digs them is actually right about...oh...1 time in a 1000...

Any Tilted Kilts in San Diego? Now those are waitresses...
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Yeah, every dude that thinks a hot waitress digs them is actually right about...oh...1 time in a 1000...

I can safely say that I was right that one time :rocks:

But that chick had MAJOR issues...too bad
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