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      01-11-2009, 01:38 AM   #111
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burning acid diarrhea b/c at least it's over right away .

Would you rather lick a girl's asshole if it was covered in burning acid diarrhea shit or would you rather eat out a girl's pussy that was infected with gonorrhea? (Hint, both are hot)
Give me some Saran wrap and I'll be game for either one

Would you rather have old poonani sushi or stale tuna taco? (hint, both smell the same)
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      01-11-2009, 11:23 AM   #112
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oh god. Whats with the nasty shit.
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stale tuna taco

rear end someone and get sued or total your car.
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      01-11-2009, 02:06 PM   #114
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this is the ultimate "would you rather" question that me and my friends came up with (we play this all the time lol... still haven't found one that trumps this)

Would You Rather:

Eat your mom out while getting it up the ass by your dad

OR

Suck your dads dick while getting it up the ass by your mom with a strap-on.
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THREAD FAILS right here, unless someone's going to reply to this one
Everyones waiting for someone to reply to it so we can move on haha.
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      01-11-2009, 05:07 PM   #116
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would you rather be lost at sea or lost in a desert?
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      01-11-2009, 05:07 PM   #117
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this is the ultimate "would you rather" question that me and my friends came up with (we play this all the time lol... still haven't found one that trumps this)

Would You Rather:

Eat your mom out while getting it up the ass by your dad

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Suck your dads dick while getting it up the ass by your mom with a strap-on.
i divide by zero and dismiss your question.

would you rather...

have erectile dysfunction or a small peener.
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      01-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #118
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would you rather be lost at sea or lost in a desert?
desert. i hate being alone in waters where i don't know wtf is beneath me.

i had a bad experience with a jellyfish swarm. changed my perspective on swimming in the ocean.
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have erectile dysfunction or a small peener.
ED - you can take a pill to fix that, but you can't fix a tiny dick

would you rather you rather live without a computer or live without music?
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live without music

paralyzed waist up or waist down?
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paralyzed waist up or waist down?
waist down...i'd get an ///M scooter or something.

would you rather die to let someone live or live to let someone die?
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ED - you can take a pill to fix that, but you can't fix a tiny dick

would you rather you rather live without a computer or live without music?
without music...but i'd probably go insane.
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paralyzed waist up or waist down?
waist down...as much as i love BL junior...i'd like to be able to function.
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waist down...i'd get an ///M scooter or something.

would you rather die to let someone live or live to let someone die?
i wouldn't be able to tell you that. i feel like that's something we'd all find out if the situation ever presented itself.
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Would you rather have:

Unlimited supply of $$$ but no more sex for life
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Unlimited supply of ass but never make more than $10/ day for life
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money for sure. $10 a day is worse than panhandling.
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Unlimited supply of $$$ but no more sex for life

Would be having to much fun buying everything lol

fight 1v1 or group vs group
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      01-11-2009, 05:30 PM   #127
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Would be having to much fun buying everything lol

fight 1v1 or group vs group
Group (always fun watching group fights in College football games)
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would you rather have no sex including fapping or castration?
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      01-11-2009, 05:31 PM   #129
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would you rather have no sex including fapping or castration?
tough one
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tough one
That "including no fapping" part made this impossible to answer or else, most older married guys would go for the first choice
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That "including no fapping" part made this impossible to answer or else, most older married guys would go for the first choice
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