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      02-10-2011, 04:10 PM   #881
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LM1z...i love that body type, skinny with mosquito bites for tits and a nice perky ass...ur lucky
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      02-10-2011, 04:15 PM   #882
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You know, I actually don't want a super curvy girl anymore.. definitely not a black one.



For all of you who don't know, I am black, and don't like black girls. So when I say y'all my *****s, I mean it out of love. Carry on.
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LOL this is the internet, people shouldn't take stuff seriously...i play poker with a few black guys, and all they talk about is thick white bitches with a big booty...and they always made us stock up on watermelons...can you confirm this stereotype is true or not?
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      02-10-2011, 04:28 PM   #884
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LOL this is the internet, people shouldn't take stuff seriously...i play poker with a few black guys, and all they talk about is thick white bitches with a big booty...and they always made us stock up on watermelons...can you confirm this stereotype is true or not?
ROFL.

Well, I personally wouldn't mind a thick white girl. But I like the slim ones more now. I think.

And hopefully they are saying that to live up to the stereotype, but I don't think black people like watermelon as much as people say we do. Like, I feel weird telling someone I enjoy fried chicken once in a while, because I know of the stereotype. The same goes for watermelon. I mean, watermelons and fried chicken are good, but I think anyone would agree with me that they taste delicious.
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You know, I actually don't want a super curvy girl anymore.. definitely not a black one.



For all of you who don't know, I am black, and don't like black girls. So when I say y'all my *****s, I mean it out of love. Carry on.
Your loss, brotha -- I would say 'more for the rest of us', but I'm happily married and thus can't be included in 'the rest of us'!!
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Your loss, brotha -- I would say 'more for the rest of us', but I'm happily married and thus can't be included in 'the rest of us'!!
I'm not saying I wouldn't take one if she came along and she was lovely.. its just not my immediate desire anymore.


That is, unless one begins to bounce up and down on my penis.
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      02-10-2011, 06:11 PM   #887
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LM1z...i love that body type, skinny with mosquito bites for tits and a nice perky ass...ur lucky
Amen, brother.
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+1 since I married the same type!
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Good for you Spool

and @ toothdoc, you're going to fuck up the stats on dentists being the most depressed group of professionals out there
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Thanks guys for all the compliments! Yeah, I hear that us dentists are the biggest drug abusing depressed bunch of low self-esteem guys. But we're not all like that. Some of us are actually happy and have quite an ego too. LOL FWIW, I'm Korean and for some odd reason I had more difficulty with Asian chicks back in the day...
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couple more...i usually get tired of chicks after 2 months or so...but so far this one is intriguing, has perfect manners, very kind, and a beautiful smile with deep dimples...when i was younger i was into slutty looking ho's...the ones that doesn't have a brain and just wanna bang...guess when ur older u look at women different.


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That looks tasty. Wtf is that thing lol.
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Go to a korean bakery, it's called yogurt bingsoo...got fruit and shit down there, bits and pieces of watermelon as well :P
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Whaaaaat? Watermelon??
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Whaaaaat? Watermelon??
Portable watermelon cooler



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BTM the first time I seen that I thought it was PhotoShop. There is no way God could have invented such a wonderful device.
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BTM the first time I seen that I thought it was PhotoShop. There is no way God could have invented such a wonderful device.
Thank the japanese my friend...could use some candy paint / tint though
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Then it would look like a spaceship. On D's.
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